Posted on 09/07/2022 8:09:35 AM PDT by servo1969
ATLANTA, GA — CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky held a press conference to warn the public about a deadly new "stealth" COVID-19 variant that causes negative test results and causes no symptoms.
"This deadly variant has bypassed our most sophisticated tests by ingeniously becoming harmless to the human body," said Director Walensky, "It is estimated that eight billion people have caught this variant. We must prevent it from spreading further by closing schools and locking up kindergarten children."
The CDC director's guidance to close schools and stem the tide of this "stealth" variant is backed by data that has been thoroughly and rigorously altered, proving that public school teachers are the most susceptible, testing negative a whopping 100% of the time and often succumbing to the worst symptom-free symptoms.
At publishing time, Pfizer had announced early development of a new, 103% effective vaccine, followed 3.8 seconds later by approval from the FDA.
And the sheep will run right out and get theirs and then boast about it on social media.
The new Pfizer pill will come in ballot drop off boxes for minimal contact.
That bee logo looks suspiciously like “EIB.”
Doc Fauci would be ‘kicking himself’ for not thinking of this before and in the real world, only thing is Tony Fauci’s elfin legs are just too darn short!
“..And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky “Constitutionalist American holdouts!!”
Well, we need to immediately secure the elections by forcing states to mail out ballots to deceased Democrats.
We know a fairly young male in his early 50’s, who hates doctors/rns and any shots besides the Covid BS.
He, also, claims to be a political independent and doesn’t vote.
He and the love of life, his wife were often first in line to get shots and then boosters. She has zero/no problems post shot.
He gets hammered and misses about a month’s work after each shot.
When the shots came out, he drove over 60 miles each way to get his first 2 shots from a pharmacy.
Too blur this even more they don’t believe in masks.
“I am concerned with the new “vaccine” which has had no human trials.”
Just say no.
Reminds me of Kansas-Nebraska Syndrome of some years ago.
People who were otherwise in good health, physically fit, had a healthy diet, had no family history of unusual diseases, and did not smoke or drink, suddenly died.
That’s perfect!
Do you think it was this? Can’t find anything else so far.
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm4911a1.htm
Not for myself...I had one J&J...other folks....
“I am concerned with the new “vaccine” which has had no human trials.”
If this happens, it makes witch doctor medicine look advanced.
The BB hits on target again.
They forgot to mention how this necessitates sending everyone a ballot that can be deposited in a drop box in the upcoming election. Requiring ID would create a huge risk of spreading this new variant.
Covid, the only “pandemic” in history you need to be tested to know you have it and even if test is negative they claim you have it.
Kansas-Nebraska Syndrome, sometimes just Kansas Syndrome, was a hoax targeting hypochondriacs, from years ago. It was a joke, which nobody was expected to believe.
Ahhh. It sounded so ludicrous I had to check it out. Found nothing except that which I posted.
Hypochondriacs, the gift that keeps on giving. I have a couple of those in my family.
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