Posted on 09/07/2022 8:09:35 AM PDT by servo1969
ATLANTA, GA — CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky held a press conference to warn the public about a deadly new "stealth" COVID-19 variant that causes negative test results and causes no symptoms.
"This deadly variant has bypassed our most sophisticated tests by ingeniously becoming harmless to the human body," said Director Walensky, "It is estimated that eight billion people have caught this variant. We must prevent it from spreading further by closing schools and locking up kindergarten children."
The CDC director's guidance to close schools and stem the tide of this "stealth" variant is backed by data that has been thoroughly and rigorously altered, proving that public school teachers are the most susceptible, testing negative a whopping 100% of the time and often succumbing to the worst symptom-free symptoms.
At publishing time, Pfizer had announced early development of a new, 103% effective vaccine, followed 3.8 seconds later by approval from the FDA.
Don’t laugh. Pfizer and Moderna will be given $$billions to produce a vaccine for it.
Woot, just in time for the Midterms! /s
Stung by the bee.
Thanks....just as I was getting curious....LOL
Stung again by the BB. It helps to put that bee symbol as the fist reply reminding us its the BB.
This stuff is so believable because the extreme Left is so delusional.
Rochelle needs to take her VAST 20 YEARS experience (as described by the Xiden administration) and just go on off and screw herself. Partisan cog in a evil machine.
I am concerned with the new “vaccine” which has had no human trials.
Its funny because it’s true
New disease with no name, no symptoms and no known cure. Global panic in 5...4...3...
I think I have the lingering, long version of it.
I asked how we would know this, then gave an example, “I feel great, so I must have COVID?”
There were no responses.
I’ve had this variant - 3 TIMES!
For a minute, I almost took this seriously.
“Fantasy Covid”. sure. why not.
The Bee forgot to mention all the whores (er, “scientists”) who did the peer review and approval on this.
;-)
I love the Bee so much.
*** At publishing time, Pfizer had announced early development of a new, 103% effective vaccine, followed 3.8 seconds later by approval from the FDA.***
Great last line.
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