Mom-of-two accused of running over her husband and his mistress in BMW

Daily Mail via MSM ^ | 8/30/2022 | staff

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

“OK, so divorce the nut before getting a new girlfriend, got it.”

Especially if your wife has a BMW (Blond Murder Wagon).

hat tip to freeper antidemoncrat see #16

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[Red Badger]

Q: Why does a BMW 3.0L NEED 6 Quarts of oil?

A: So you can make it to the next auto parts store..............

[adorno]

The article (as shown by my quote) did no such thing.

Mom-of-two accused of running over her husband and his mistress in BMW

What about the headline?

"mistress in BMW"?

How can someone run over the 'mistress in a BMW'? That BMW must've been like a wide-open road in order for the mom to get at her and run her over.

[jettester]

Wow. A fully automatic assault AR-X5.

[DesertRhino]

You have no idea of how she may have made his life a hell and drove him to another woman. She sure wasn’t being his comfort in life. How often did she greet him home naked? How often did she make him a sandwich for no reason at all and let him watch TV?

So clearly he deserves to be run over by a homicidal maniac.

[RCFlyer]

Guess some others just don’t get it.
Your post was wry and clear to me...

[DesertRhino]

Yeah, because if you divorce them first, a homicidal maniac will never seek revenge. They respect the court rulings./s

[TexasGator]

“How can someone run over the ‘mistress in a BMW’”

Why do you misquote?

[Tired of Taxes]

Ha. Good one.

[adorno]

Why do you misquote?

Why are you unable to understand?

[TexasGator]

“Why are you unable to understand?”

How can I understand if your explanation requires you to misquote the source?

[Cobra64]

For years, SUVs ran over people. Now it’s them damn German vehicles. By 2035 it will be self driven, electric Teslas.

[L,TOWM]

I am at the start of a divorce and you sir, just posted the most coherent comment on this thread...

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“THIS is what The Daily Smell is good for.

Tiddies, pert bums and run-over mistresses.”

I was just interested in the amount of actual carnage including the body count. Whether they were really “run over”, or just launched.

[21twelve]

“Don’t marry someone just for looks.”

Marry an ugly woman and nobody will run off with her.
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And if they do - who cares!?

(Rodney Dangerfield, probably)

[Bonemaker]

Making the beast with two backs as it were.😎

[kiryandil]

Launched, I believe.

Then the wife gave the mistress a tune-up.

[TexasGator]

“What about the headline?”

It is only a headline.

[lee martell]

Exactly!