Posted on 08/24/2022 1:52:02 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Insider trading expert and husband of the Speaker of the House Paul Pelosi has pleaded guilty to a DUI charge and has been sentenced to live with Nancy Pelosi again after 5 days in prison.
"You recklessly put innocent lives in danger, and I have no choice but to make an example of you," said the judge at the sentencing. "In five days' time, you will fly out to Washington, D.C., and move in with your wife Nancy. May God have mercy on your soul."
Paul Pelosi will be forced to wear an ankle monitor which will prevent him from leaving the premises. At publishing time, his legal team was appealing the sentence.
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Must be fun to work at Babylon Bee. Hilarious.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
I love the Bee.
I actually feel sad for the poor man.
That is a harsh penalty.
They should put ankle chains on them both to ensure that he completes his sentence.
If the passenger-side airbag was deployed, that can only happen if there is a passenger in the seat. If the bag did not deploy = no passenger.
I thought I heard a witness say the airbag on the passenger side was indeed deployed.
How many people were injured - regardless if they were seen by EMS or not. What about the FIRE/EMS reports? How many victims? How many transported? Were any "treated and released" on scene.
Inquiring minds want to know....
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No wonder he drinks can’t blame him.
From what was reported, Paul Pelosi already spent 2 days in jail and won’t have to serve the other 3 days. But he will have to pay $150.
Not to worry, Biden will forgive the $150. He has the authority. Apparently.
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