Posted on 08/22/2022 9:22:24 AM PDT by Morgana
Doctors have removed a steel cup from a man’s rectum ten days after his friends put it up there as a drunken prank.
The 45-year-old from Balipadar, India, had the substantially sized object removed via surgery at a local hospital.
The incident, which took place on 19 August, apparently happened when the unfortunate man was out drinking with his friends at Surat in Gujarat, an Indian state which prohibits alcohol.
According to reports, the victim’s friends said they inserted the sizeable item up his rectum whilst he was in an 'inebriated state' as part of a 'prank'.
The cup is around 3-4in (8cm) in diameter and 6in (15cm) long.
His family members rushed him to hospital after they found out, said local media, who said the man did not immediately report the incident over fears of embarrassing himself.
An X-Ray at MKCG Medical College and Hospital at Berhampur city showed that the cup was found stuck in the intestine.
NDTV India said they removed the cup after 10 days when the man's stomach started swelling as he had not defecated since the incident.
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"Well, Doc, I was dancing in the shower and slipped and a six-inch length of drain popped up and well, wouldn't you know it..."
This describes every “gay” pride celebration.
OMG this really made me laugh!!!!
It’s football, you’re supposed to WEAR the cup...
“OMG this really made me laugh!!!!”
That’s why I posted it, you all need to laugh.
Just damn!
For pranks at pajama parties we friends just put the others’ bras in the freezer when they fell asleep.
Whatever happened to the good ol’ “shaving cream in the hand then tickle the nose” trick?
just exactly how fup up do you have to be to NOT notice yer butt being stretched like that...
did they slip him a mickey?
Ten days?
he didn’t notice?..........................
LOL. This is actually pretty tame as far as these things go. I’ve heard much worse ER war stories. The real sickos put stuff up their peckers. Maybe some medical professionals will chime in on this one.
That is one weird country.
The body is amazingly flexible
🎼I’ll tumbler for ya....
Sounds like a Monkey pox party.
I have always had friends like his. Playful pranks on drunks was an everyday thing.
One time we put a Harley Davidson up a guy’s butt, piece by piece.
We still have a good laugh at that one, 60 years after the party.
OK, I lied about the Harley!
Sorry.
Ok, I lied about the friends and the pranks, too!
I’m a witty guy, but just don’t remember jokes well. However, that one is about the funniest thing I’ve ever heard and I use it whenever I can. There was a reference to it in Men in Black, and Dan Bongino referred to it in his podcast last week.
Gives the old saying “in his cups” a whole new meaning.
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