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The Great CDC Reset (Satire)
18/8/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/18/2022 2:06:21 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Dr. Walensky (aka Hot Mess Walensky), CDC Director announced today a Great Reset to take place in the CDC because of shortcomings within the agency.

Citing the public's misplaced opinion that the CDC had failed in its response to the Wuhan/Fauci Virus Pandemic, the director has announced changes to correct that misinformation.

In the future, all CDC guidance will be in digital form posted to the official website. No printed or paper documents will be issued. This will ensure that guidance can be updated instanteously without old outdated material remaining to confuse.

A new armed 20,000 medical police force will be instituted to assist in controlling medical misinformation and CDC policy violations. During the last pandemic rogue doctors, pharmacists, nurses, scientists and media spread misinformation regarding successful virus treatments which delayed the implementation of worthless but profitable CDC endorsed Emergency Use Only Faux Vaccines.

The CDC website will contain in the near future a set of Ethics rules for CDC personnel. These rules prohibit the taking of bribes, kickbacks, or anything of value in exchange for favors or preferential treatment. Note that current and past employees are grandfathered under these rules and that they only apply to new clerical hires.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 08/18/2022 2:06:21 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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