Posted on 08/18/2022 9:29:53 AM PDT by sodpoodle
1.What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. 2.What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse! 3.What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1. 4.Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie. 5.What did one traffic light say to the other? Stop looking at me, I'm changing! 6.What do you call bears with no ears? B. 7.What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper! 8.Why do French people eat snails? They don't like fast food! 9.What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator! 10.I invented a new word today: Plagiarism. 11.What is sticky and brown? A stick! 12.How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it! 13.Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist! 14.How do you throw a space party? You planet! 15.Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one. 16.Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 17.I hate Russian dolls… they're so full of themselves! 18.Talk is cheap? Have you ever talked to a lawyer? 19.Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out! 20.Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw! 21.A plateau is the highest form of flattery. 22.I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it. 23.You can only get spoiled milk from a pampered cow. 24.What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! 25.You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
What is Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
What did one traffic light say to the other? Stop looking at me, I’m changing!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper!
Why do French people eat snails? They don’t like fast food!
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator!
I invented a new word today: Plagiarism.
What is sticky and brown? A stick!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!
Talk is cheap? Have you ever talked to a lawyer?
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw!
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
You can only get spoiled milk from a pampered cow.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Thanks.
I was just going to hit the abuse button on Sodpoodle.
8^)
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
What is Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
What did one traffic light say to the other? Stop looking at me, I’m changing!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper!
Why do French people eat snails? They don’t like fast food!
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator!
I invented a new word today: Plagiarism.
What is sticky and brown? A stick!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!
Talk is cheap? Have you ever talked to a lawyer?
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw!
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
You can only get spoiled milk from a pampered cow.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
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Seeing how bad the the posted are ... no thanks
Love it.
That reminds me of a Canadian joke: Mounties
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too small to smoke.
Why is Snow White?
Mr White is her daddy.
Thanks for this thread.
With things the way they are lately we need it.
Not that I actually place corny jokes in my own posts.😇😁
A man asked his doctor during a routine examination, “Hey, Doc, what would I have to do to be able to live to be 100?”
The doctor said, “Well, you cannot smoke, you cannot drink alcohol and you cannot engage in sex.”
The man said, in disbelief, “Wow, really? Is that all I have to do to live to be 100?
The doctor said, “Well, no, but it sure will feel like 100 years.”
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What is the difference between boogers and broccoli? Little kids won’t eat broccoli!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.
What noise annoys a noisy oyster most? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster most.
Whatever form they came in...I enjoyed the laughs!!!
Hey, if anything else it’s an eye exercise for lines!!!
THANK YOU!!
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