More at the link enjoy
1 posted on
08/18/2022 9:29:53 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
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2 posted on
08/18/2022 9:31:55 AM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: sodpoodle
3 posted on
08/18/2022 9:36:54 AM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: sodpoodle
4 posted on
08/18/2022 9:39:05 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(We are already in a revolutionary period, and the Rule of Law means nothing. )
To: sodpoodle
What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
What is Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
What did one traffic light say to the other? Stop looking at me, I’m changing!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper!
Why do French people eat snails? They don’t like fast food!
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator!
I invented a new word today: Plagiarism.
What is sticky and brown? A stick!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!
Talk is cheap? Have you ever talked to a lawyer?
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw!
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
You can only get spoiled milk from a pampered cow.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
To: sodpoodle
“More at the link enjoy”
Seeing how bad the the posted are ... no thanks
8 posted on
08/18/2022 9:52:33 AM PDT by
TexasGator
(ice )
To: sodpoodle
9 posted on
08/18/2022 9:54:13 AM PDT by
Fawn
("My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" Hosea 4:6)
To: sodpoodle
4.Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie. This joke works better for Canadians, where Smarties is a similar product to M&Ms. In the U.S., Smarties are an inexpensive roll of dextrose small disc-shaped candies in pastel colors. No chocolate.
10 posted on
08/18/2022 9:57:13 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
To: sodpoodle
Thanks for this thread.
With things the way they are lately we need it.
Not that I actually place corny jokes in my own posts.😇😁
13 posted on
08/18/2022 10:08:24 AM PDT by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: sodpoodle
A man asked his doctor during a routine examination, “Hey, Doc, what would I have to do to be able to live to be 100?”
The doctor said, “Well, you cannot smoke, you cannot drink alcohol and you cannot engage in sex.”
The man said, in disbelief, “Wow, really? Is that all I have to do to live to be 100?
The doctor said, “Well, no, but it sure will feel like 100 years.”
To: sodpoodle
15 posted on
08/18/2022 10:13:23 AM PDT by
Jane Austen
(Neo-cons are liberal Democrats who love illegal aliens and war.)
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16 posted on
08/18/2022 10:13:23 AM PDT by
Jane Austen
(Neo-cons are liberal Democrats who love illegal aliens and war.)
To: sodpoodle
What is the difference between boogers and broccoli? Little kids won’t eat broccoli!
17 posted on
08/18/2022 10:20:51 AM PDT by
BOBWADE
(WWG1WGA)
To: sodpoodle
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.
18 posted on
08/18/2022 10:22:36 AM PDT by
BOBWADE
(WWG1WGA)
To: sodpoodle
Whatever form they came in...I enjoyed the laughs!!!
Hey, if anything else it’s an eye exercise for lines!!!
THANK YOU!!
To: sodpoodle
Who is the shortest man in Bible history?
Knee high Miah. (Nehemiah)
21 posted on
08/18/2022 10:37:25 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny )
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24 posted on
08/18/2022 11:07:06 AM PDT by
Indy Pendance
(Jesus can't get here soon enough!)
To: sodpoodle
27 posted on
08/18/2022 12:02:21 PM PDT by
silverleaf
(“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
To: sodpoodle
Of the ones on the list, most enjoyable for me is...
I invented a new word today: Plagiarism
29 posted on
08/18/2022 12:05:20 PM PDT by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never...in nothing, great or small...Winston Churchill)
To: sodpoodle
30 posted on
08/18/2022 12:08:37 PM PDT by
silverleaf
(“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
To: sodpoodle
Thanks for posting. Gotta have jokes that make the kids roll their eyes. 🙄
31 posted on
08/18/2022 12:22:46 PM PDT by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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