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New IRS Army To Recruit Veterans And Minorities (Satire)
8/17/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/17/2022 1:56:45 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Secretary of the U S Treasury, Janet Yelling, announced today that the new army of 87,000 new armed IRS agents will be staffed with veterans and minorities.

To achieve this goal, Yelling announced a recruitment meeting with the leaders of ANTIFA and BLM. Veteran ANTFA members and BLM members with at least 5 riots under their belts will be given precedence in hiring at the IRS for the new positions.

Yelling explained that educational requirements would be waived as street combat, arson, asset seizure, intimidation, etc. skills will be more important in these positions than ciphering or summing.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 08/17/2022 1:56:45 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Well those two groups do have an advanced knowledge of firearms.


2 posted on 08/17/2022 1:58:20 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Any vet that would volunteer to work for a DemocRAT swamp putrescence covered being deserves the same fate as a deserter.


3 posted on 08/17/2022 2:09:21 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Not satire - IRS agent training - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7klDi9ekzc

They’re recruiting from universities.


4 posted on 08/17/2022 2:16:09 PM PDT by Pollard (Worm Free PureBlood)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hmm ..... I’m a vet ..... hmmmm..... always fantasized to be a spook, maybe double agent?

Problem is the real culprit is the CCP partnered with the Davis crowd. Their power stems from control of banking. World Bank, IMF etc.

IRS expansion is their idea, not Biden’s. Biden truly is demented, part of mind missing, inoperative.

So what’s the purpose of a massive IRS army?

The 87,000 will be trained over the next two years to brutalize anyone using crypto, seriously.

The coming of the federal digital dollar can’t have any competitors.

The Fed digi-dollar will replace the Fed Reserve dollar, misnamed the US Dollar.

Centralized digital currency is part of the Great Reset having the power to turn our lives off and on.


5 posted on 08/17/2022 2:33:40 PM PDT by Hostage (Article V)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Accountants need not apply ,LOL


6 posted on 08/17/2022 2:34:08 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Maybe they mean to return to tax farming. Each agent can be assigned 100 people or businesses and given a target in revenues to be collected. The agent could keep any excess revenues as a “bonus.” Far fetched? Why do they need so many bullets? Isn’t that far fetched as well?


7 posted on 08/17/2022 3:09:38 PM PDT by maro (MAGA!)
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Secretary of the U S Treasury, Janet Yelling, announced today that the new army of 87,000 new armed IRS agents

They can always be re-deployed as border control and illegal alien bounty hunters in a new administration

Use of firearms...ability to use deadly force, useful job skills in expelling illegals.

8 posted on 08/17/2022 4:13:24 PM PDT by SpokeshaveReturns (Proud Boys, Angry Dads and Grumpy Grandads.)
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I would rather hope these weapons and ammunition would be left for the people when this plan is abandoned like the $87 billion in arms left in Afghanistan.
9 posted on 08/18/2022 5:26:03 AM PDT by urbanpovertylawcenter (the law and poverty collide in an urban setting and sparks fly)
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