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Melania Trump To Go On Shopping Spree (Satire)
8/14/22 | RetgiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/14/2022 4:09:22 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Melania Trump is going on a shopping spree this next week. Melania was going through her things after being tossed by the FBI. Melania noted that many of her undergarments and clothes were missing or stained and soiled.

Security, medical and hazardous material experts advised the Trumps to discard the remaining clothes and have them incinerated. The experts advised that incinerating the clothes would destroy any bugs, monkeypox or fentanyl or other contaminates and would be much cheaper and efficient than trying to decontaminate them.

Melania said that she would consider the dresses and accessories that Meritless Garland and Potato Head Wray seized as donations to the Federal Government.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 08/14/2022 4:09:22 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’m wondering when “used” Melania panties start showing up on ebay.


2 posted on 08/14/2022 4:16:23 PM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Please show respect for Melania…..some of you act like it’s open season
It’s not!


3 posted on 08/14/2022 4:18:30 PM PDT by Guenevere (“If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”)
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To: RetiredTexasVet; Fred Nerks; bitt
The problem is that the former first lady is just way too sexy according to the ugly hags who populate the leftist media and the Marxist Dems. She is so sexy that every Lefty Dem and many RINOs are so jealous that they have contracted Trump Derangemnent Syndrome. Show a photo of Melania to Elizabeth Warren and she begins to have the tremors while yelling, "I am Pocahontas!"

The former first lady is a gem, absolutely gorgeous,deeply intelligent she speaks 7 languages, a person who deserves admiration, respect and celebration in her own right.

Unfortunately, the Melania Trump Derangement also includes the FBI which has a dedicated group of Perverse Agents who have been turned into panty sniffers! Thus the FBI has lost all respect among the general American Public! The FBI and the DOJ now experience the outrage and hatred of America.

4 posted on 08/14/2022 4:26:00 PM PDT by Candor7 (ObamaFascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Case Solved!


5 posted on 08/14/2022 4:26:29 PM PDT by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

They need to burn them in the driveway and explain that FBI mutts were being obscene with Melania’s panties. Start hitting back.
Also if I was a billionaire, I would hire a private investigator to find the closet homo, the wife cheater, the tax cheat, the fraudulent diploma among those FBI agents.


6 posted on 08/14/2022 4:53:39 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Babylon Bee level there, RTV.

I like it....

7 posted on 08/14/2022 5:00:45 PM PDT by MountainDad (A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Support your local militia.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The modern FBI was started by J. Edgar Hoover, a homosexual transvestite who loved wearing women’s panties.

Seems fitting the current crop of homosexuals in the FBI are too.


8 posted on 08/14/2022 5:03:15 PM PDT by CodeToad (No Arm up! They have!)
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To: PROCON

that is hilarious!


9 posted on 08/14/2022 5:23:53 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: PROCON

FBI is still looking for Hillary’s emails.


10 posted on 08/14/2022 5:59:01 PM PDT by George J. Jetso
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To: RetiredTexasVet

No documents in those boxes, there were shoes.


11 posted on 08/14/2022 6:03:35 PM PDT by mom.mom (...our flag was still there.)
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To: FatherofFive

“I’m wondering when “used” Melania panties start showing up on ebay.”

You’ll never find them for sale, the Pervert-in-Command had them made into a pillow, never to be washed.


12 posted on 08/14/2022 6:50:33 PM PDT by Rembrandt (-a sure sign a Dem is lying - his lips are moving.)
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To: George J. Jetso

FBI is still looking for Hillary’s emails.>>>>>>>>

Are they looking for Hillary’s panties?

If not, Melania is reluctantly one up on her.


13 posted on 08/14/2022 8:01:17 PM PDT by Candor7 (ObamaFascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...

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14 posted on 08/14/2022 8:31:06 PM PDT by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%> )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Satire, remote viewing, or channeled?


15 posted on 08/15/2022 5:36:26 AM PDT by null and void (they promise the jetsons but deliver the flintstones)
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