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Woke Teacher Asks Student His Pronouns, and the Exchange Results in Hilarious Confusion
PJ Media ^ | August 3, 2022 | CHRIS QUEEN

Posted on 08/03/2022 7:52:13 PM PDT by lowbridge

What would we do without Libs of Tik Tok? The right’s favorite social media provocateur does tremendous work exposing the woke behavior infiltrating our educational system. Sometimes Libs of Tik Tok stokes our outrage, and sometimes we just have to laugh.

One post from Libs of Tik Tok falls into the latter category. Here’s the set-up: a teacher who works with 5th- and 6th-grade students reached out to the Tik Tok world asking what she should do about a particular student.

When the subject of pronouns came up in the class, one boy raised his hand and told the teacher that she hadn’t asked his pronouns. So she did. The kid replied that his pronouns were “banana” and “rock.”

Naturally, this triggered confusion in the woke teacher, and at one point in her Tik Tok, she even tries to correct herself and refer to the kid as “banana.” Then she wonders — and asks the woke people on a social media outlet — if the kid wa serious in telling her his pronouns are “banana” and “rock.”

It’s glorious.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: woke
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To: dfwgator

I like the second one better. Make the bastards work for it and dammit, now I’m jealous I didn’t think of something longer!


41 posted on 08/03/2022 8:25:53 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: lowbridge

Really mess with them and refuse any objective case pronoun and declare you are not an object but a person. You could also tell the teacher that by using a pronoun you will forfeit your amateur status and have to take a salary as a student.


42 posted on 08/03/2022 8:28:40 PM PDT by LukeL
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To: lowbridge

My pronouns are “master” and “slave”.


43 posted on 08/03/2022 8:29:02 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Deaf Smith

It used to be that anyone calling themselves anything other than what they were christened as, was netted buy the not-so-friendly neighborhood white coat guys.
Now we’re considered nuts if WE don’t consider different names.
I choose “skate key”.


44 posted on 08/03/2022 8:32:25 PM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: usconservative

What did your short term girl friend think?


45 posted on 08/03/2022 8:34:19 PM PDT by Equine1952
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To: lowbridge

I’ll just state upfront, my pronouns are “Your gracious Majesty” and “As you wish, ma’am.”

And all throughout that woman’s tiktok she referred to the student as “he” and “him.”


46 posted on 08/03/2022 8:34:24 PM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle! It is great to be an Auburn Tiger.)
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To: MayflowerMadam

The principal should give his:

You’re

Fired


47 posted on 08/03/2022 8:36:17 PM PDT by bgill (Which came first, the vax or the virus?)
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To: poinq

I like “Your honor” and “Your highness”, and if anyone mis-pronouns me I’ll sue zir ass off.


48 posted on 08/03/2022 8:42:37 PM PDT by bigbob (z)
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To: Equine1952
What did your short term girl friend think?

Doesn't matter, she gone!

ba-dum-tish!

49 posted on 08/03/2022 8:43:50 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: OftheOhio
I’m surprised the new slogan isn’t “Thank you for your gayness” instead of service. /s

Give them time, and they will.

50 posted on 08/03/2022 8:45:40 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: usconservative

Dang! I’m sorry for your loss. Probably more peaceful that way though.😜


51 posted on 08/03/2022 8:48:03 PM PDT by Equine1952
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To: usconservative

Good on you.


52 posted on 08/03/2022 8:52:54 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: PGR88
Excellent! Stealing that one.

“ The Dark Side of the Moon” album should have had, “Another Brick in the Wall” in it.

53 posted on 08/03/2022 8:53:23 PM PDT by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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To: dfwgator

You might get a call from HR too. 😀😂🤗🤪


54 posted on 08/03/2022 8:54:46 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: Allegra

Yep, starting to pop up at mine too.


55 posted on 08/03/2022 8:58:13 PM PDT by mykroar (Democrats support both types of allowed thought: Marxist and Leninist.)
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To: Lurker

no no no

You are not allowed to tell anyone the words they select as their pronouns can’t be used that way.

Don’t be a pronouncist.

/sarc just in case idiots are reading this


56 posted on 08/03/2022 9:00:45 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: usconservative

That was ingenious. You must be a legend at work.


57 posted on 08/03/2022 9:04:40 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes
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To: dfwgator

Mine are Master and Commander.


58 posted on 08/03/2022 9:11:12 PM PDT by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: usconservative

Master Level trolling right there, my friend.

L


59 posted on 08/03/2022 9:11:20 PM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: lowbridge

If I were in school my pronouns would be: “PAY TEACHERS NOTHING” and I would insist all teachers say it every time they addressed me.


60 posted on 08/03/2022 9:13:45 PM PDT by anonsquared
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