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it's this Friday FRiends. Just give me 10% once you win and we'll be besties XD
1 posted on 07/27/2022 3:14:05 PM PDT by max americana
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To: max americana

Whaddya mean I didn’t win? I got the winning ticket with the winning numbers in my hands right now! I can’t help it if they got the numbers wrong.


2 posted on 07/27/2022 3:16:55 PM PDT by lowbridge ( )
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To: max americana

It’s not really $1 BILLION but instead is more like $350 million after everything is done.


3 posted on 07/27/2022 3:20:38 PM PDT by MercyFlush (☭☭☭ Soviet Russia must be destroyed. ☭☭☭)
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To: max americana

Winning that much money would be unfathomable.


4 posted on 07/27/2022 3:21:59 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
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5 posted on 07/27/2022 3:22:45 PM PDT by Rio
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To: max americana

I bought a ticket. I guarantee every single number will be one-off from the drawn numbers.


6 posted on 07/27/2022 3:25:53 PM PDT by Jonty30 (Some men want to watch the world burn. It is they that want you to buy an electric car.)
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To: max americana

I guess people haven’t thrown away enough $ yet


9 posted on 07/27/2022 3:29:32 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: max americana

I’m opposed to government run lotteries.
But if they’re gonna give away $1 billion...


11 posted on 07/27/2022 3:30:37 PM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: max americana

Tell you what, since I am a ‘pureblood’ in Canaduh, so I can’t travel into XiJinBiden’s USSA, how about you buy me a ticket and I’ll send you the money? If it wins, you can collect it and give me the 90%. How’s that for a deal?

😜


17 posted on 07/27/2022 3:37:05 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: max americana

If I win, I can pay the MINIMUM on ALL the credit cards next month


24 posted on 07/27/2022 3:56:38 PM PDT by stickandrudder (Another Bitter-Clinger! God-Family-Tribe - LGBFJB brotherhood)
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To: max americana

Thanks for reminder. I’ll splurge $2.


32 posted on 07/27/2022 4:07:06 PM PDT by Veto! (FJBsucksrocks)
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To: max americana

I never play scratch off or lottery. But this time I took $2 dollars out of my swear jar and said what the hell.


39 posted on 07/27/2022 4:56:56 PM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: max americana

They finally found a tax specific to people who suck at math.

I knew they would get around to that.


41 posted on 07/27/2022 5:22:06 PM PDT by tanstaafl.72555
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To: max americana

I honestly would much rather win $1 million than $1 billion. If you win $1 million you can keep quiet about it and no one will know. If you win $1 billion it will make the national news, every nut job in the country will show up at your doorstep asking you for money, and you and your family will have to live the rest of your lives in an armed compound.

Of course, I don’t have to worry about either since I never buy lotto tickets.


43 posted on 07/27/2022 5:58:21 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (Dementia Joe is Not My PresidentC)
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To: max americana

Hey, I won $4.00!!!! Whoo-hoo!!!


46 posted on 07/27/2022 6:27:51 PM PDT by MercyFlush (☭☭☭ Soviet Russia must be destroyed. ☭☭☭)
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To: max americana

I just won $40.


48 posted on 07/27/2022 7:45:32 PM PDT by Savage Beast (The American People DESPISE the corrupt US elites and their corruption of the US government!)
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To: max americana

i never win a damn thing from those lotteries ... probably because i never buy tickets ...


49 posted on 07/27/2022 7:56:26 PM PDT by catnipman (In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
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To: max americana

Lotteries are taxation for useful idiots.


52 posted on 07/28/2022 2:19:20 AM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: max americana

Congrats to the lucky Illinois b’stard(s) who won the $1.28 billion. I won $4. Drinks are on somebody else.


62 posted on 07/30/2022 6:03:03 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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