Xao Bi-Dung too!
Posted on 07/22/2022 12:56:07 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House held an emergency press conference after Biden's COVID diagnosis to assure the nation that whoever is actually running the country right now is still completely healthy.
"Yes, the President has COVID but the person running the country — Bob? I think Bob is in charge today — is in perfect health at the moment," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Don't worry everyone! Bob's got everything under control!"
The press room erupted into a flurry of questions wanting to know who "Bob" was, but Jean-Pierre ignored them to flip through her notebook for several minutes before saying "Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Bob was in charge yesterday. It's Doug's turn today."
As the press began to frantically ask about "Doug," Jean-Pierre concluded by saying "The President has been clear from the beginning, and agrees, that the time to be clear about our agreement is now, and this COVID diagnosis will not affect his ability to act as President while Doug runs the country today. Thank you very much." She then walked out of the room.
At publishing time, anonymous sources confirmed that Doug is on vacation this week so Sam is actually running the country.
UPDATE: Sam has COVID.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
As close as he gets is that he identifies as a healthy person.
Barack and Xi are both physically well.
BOB is Barrack OBama
Bob the temp
But sadly happily, it is you suckers who are gonna die.
So have a good day, and remember: Wear your masks when you
go to the polls for the voting charad... ahem - when you
go vote to re-elect us all. Again, have a pleasant, meek, and contentedly deluded day. Thank you all."
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Xao Bi-Dung too!
WH is right — the person running the country is not Biden.
Susan Rice?
Wait, what? You mean only ONE of senile Sleepy Joe's handlers is running the country? I don't believe it. I know there must be an entire committee of incompetent handlers running the country ... with senile Sleepy Joe being solely used as that handling committee's puppet mouthpiece.
O-”Bob”-ma
The Babylon Bee is right on target, as usual.
The truth is that we can only guess at who is actually running the country. We do know that the country isn’t being run for us.
Most of the routine stuff is handled by Rajiv and Sanjay from their cubicles in Bangalore.
And just who might that be?
God help us, and I have a feeling she will be POTUS because I can’t imagine Biden lasting all the way to Jan.20th 2025, can you?
Unless both brandon and poke-a-honky are rendered nonfunctional at the same time pelouzy can’t become president.
Order of Succession to the U.S. Presidency Executive Office
1 Vice President
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives
3 President Pro Tempore of the Senate
4 Secretary of State
5 Secretary of the Treasury
6 Secretary of Defense
7 Attorney General
8 Secretary of the Interior
9 Secretary of Agriculture
10 Secretary of Commerce
11 Secretary of Labor
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
14 Secretary of Transportation
15 Secretary of Energy
16 Secretary of Education
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs
18 Secretary of Homeland Security
Current order of succession
The current presidential order of succession was established by the Presidential Succession Act of 1947, as amended.[1] The order consists of congressional officers followed by the members of the cabinet in the order of the establishment of each department, provided that each officer must satisfy the constitutional requirements for serving as president.[2] In the table, the absence of a number in the first column indicates that the incumbent is ineligible.
#in line Office Incumbent Party
1 Vice President Kamala Harris Democratic
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi Democratic
3 President pro tempore of the Senate Patrick Leahy Democratic
4 Secretary of State Antony Blinken Democratic
5 Secretary of the Treasury Janet Yellen Democratic
6 Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin Unknown
7 Attorney General Merrick Garland Unknown
8 Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland Democratic
9 Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack Democratic
10 Secretary of Commerce Gina Raimondo Democratic
11 Secretary of Labor Marty Walsh Democratic
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra Democratic
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Marcia Fudge Democratic
14 Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg Democratic
15 Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm Democratic
16 Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona Democratic
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs Denis McDonough Democratic
18 Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas Democratic
Pretty scary to see that non elected bureaucrats such as Secretary of State are in the line up. Deep state starts making sense now
I can imagine it as a nightmare.
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