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‘Highly intoxicated’ Florida woman arrested for stabbing minivan with pitchfork
NY Post ^
| 07/21/2022
| Snejana Farberov
Posted on 07/21/2022 12:25:46 PM PDT by DFG
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To: Nifty
The owner of the minivan is probably her confidant when she gets off Somas and is cleaned up a little.
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posted on
07/21/2022 12:56:15 PM PDT
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: mozarky2
*Oh, I dunno. If I was as drunk as she was-yeah, I’d hit it!*
It would be a public service. She’s nice looking. All she needs is the man juice.
To: Magnum44
I’ve heard that what’s waiting for the unsaved bears absolutely no resemblance to human beings.
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posted on
07/21/2022 1:31:34 PM PDT
by
skr
(Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
To: DFG
My guess is that she wasn’t intoxicated. She was on meth.
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posted on
07/21/2022 1:32:41 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
To: DFG
The minivan was clearly asking for it.
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posted on
07/21/2022 1:32:47 PM PDT
by
LeoTDB69
To: skr
unsaved bears?
Sorry, that went over my head...
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posted on
07/21/2022 1:34:08 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: DFG
She’s doing more than alcohol
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posted on
07/21/2022 1:44:45 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: DFG
Beaten by the ugly stick and still has the bruises on her face to prove it!
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posted on
07/21/2022 1:47:11 PM PDT
by
shotgun
To: DFG
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posted on
07/21/2022 1:47:55 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Joe Biden, VOTUS. Vegetable of the United States.)
To: DFG
Free advice: Listen kiddos, never buy a teddy bear from a drunk woman with a pitchfork.
To: DFG
Dawn Quixote
After a full day, Dawn Quixote and Sancho come to a field of windmills, which Dawn Quixote mistakes for giants. Dawn Quixote charges at one at full speed, and her lance gets caught in the windmill’s sail, throwing her and Rocinante to the ground. Dawn Quixote assures Sancho that the same enemy enchanter who has stolen her Kia Forte turned the giants into windmills at the last minute.
Dawn Quixote sobers up in police tank shortly thereafter.
wy69
To: heavy metal
She just might clean up purty good.....
32
posted on
07/21/2022 2:32:27 PM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(Murrill McLean Award, for cowardice by a Policeman, shooting of 12 lb. Mini-Dachshund. Danville, VA)
To: EnderWiggin1970
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posted on
07/21/2022 2:35:42 PM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(Murrill McLean Award, for cowardice by a Policeman, shooting of 12 lb. Mini-Dachshund. Danville, VA)
To: DFG; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Buy this teddy bear . . . or else!
Damn, I love my new state!
DANG!
To: Seruzawa
Just join up with those Limey Tyre Busters and work that angle.
To: All
Florida Woman = Cue 1960s Batman theme!
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posted on
07/26/2022 9:54:18 AM PDT
by
Reily
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To: DFG
She turned me into a newt!
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posted on
07/26/2022 4:24:51 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
To: EnderWiggin1970; martin_fierro; Rebelbase
“Free advice: Listen kiddos, never buy a teddy bear from a drunk woman with a pitchfork.”
- - - - - - - - - - -
This.
Also, Aerosmith Stephen Tyler may be correct.
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posted on
07/26/2022 5:02:33 PM PDT
by
Norski
(Revelation 22:20)
To: Magnum44
unsaved bears?Sorry, that went over my head... You remember the little girl's favorite hymn? "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear?"
Well, the unsaved bears are the *other* ones.
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posted on
07/26/2022 6:42:42 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
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