[DUMBGRUNT]

No mention of flavor or texture?

"Son of a gun, We'll have good fun on the bayou Jambalaya, a crawfish pie and a filé gumbo"

[Larry Lucido]

Whatever. I, for one, welcome our new overlords. Can’t be any worse than what we have.

[Oscar in Batangas]

I don’t believe Hank done it this a’way

[max americana]

“A single individual can lay 700 eggs, all copies of itself, and they can survive drought conditions by burrowing into the ground and migrate over land. All the while, they outcompete and reduce the numbers of endemic species.”

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so they’re the illegals of the sea?

[muir_redwoods]

Well, we missed the murder hornets so skynet crawdads will have to do.

[BipolarBob]

So, when does this movie come out??

[WKUHilltopper]

That’s what I was thinking. Send in some Cajuns and problem solved.

[BradyLS]

We stand a fighting chance if they are tasty and edible.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Do not worry. Coonasses will figure out how to reduce the population quickly! ;-)

[_longranger81]

This just in—Resident Joseph “BigGuy” Bite’em appointed a Czar and Czarina (the same person) to oversee the management of mutant crayfish as a primary food source; it is being reported that within 20 minutes of the appointment, shortages and distribution problems emerged, and the world is now faced with the immanent extinction of the species, and the resulting starvation of untold billions of humans. Bill Gates and the WEF issued a resounding congratulations on the impending holocaust.

[beethovenfan]

Who’s going to win - the cloned crayfish or Klaus Schwab?

[Paal Gulli]

Das some tasty GMO food right dere, I done tol you.

[Flying Circus]

The lesson nature has taught us again and again is that it is only a matter of time before some organism find the weakness of the large population of genetic twins. As soon as some virus or bacteria finds it, the whole population will quickly die out. The hand wringers will probably wring their hands about that just like they do for their runaway growth.

[alexander_busek]

I's gonna smoke me some crawdads!

Regards,

[Terry L Smith]

aaaaaaiiiieeee!!

start selling ‘em tony cachere’s seasoning, crawfish boil spices, add some small potatoees, some short ears of corn, and ya get a big pot!

there is aa youtuber that is funnny as all, but will show you what to do!!

[Tax-chick]

That was my first thought: food.

[Georgia Girl 2]

More crawfish is not a bad thing. 😉