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1 posted on 05/03/2022 7:07:25 AM PDT by Red Badger
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Food Ping!....................


2 posted on 05/03/2022 7:08:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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One Insider analysis estimated nearly 9,000 avocado-related visits to the ER in the US during 2018

We need to pass common sense avocado control now!

3 posted on 05/03/2022 7:10:01 AM PDT by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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Seriously people used a knife to pry out the pit...


4 posted on 05/03/2022 7:12:08 AM PDT by JayGalt (For evil men to accomplish their purpose it is only necessary that good men should do nothing.”)
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Cooking Under the Influence. See it all the time


5 posted on 05/03/2022 7:12:33 AM PDT by stormhill
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I cut in four...then twist and turn. Spoon scoop works okay.


7 posted on 05/03/2022 7:14:28 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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Oh fergoshsakes - always use a very sharp knife. Cut in single motion from stem to other end and back to the stem again, around the pit. Twist the halves and remove one to expose the pit. Lightly ‘hack’ the knife edge into the center of the pit and twist - the pit pops right out. Leave two perfectly clean halves for making slices, or easy scooping.


8 posted on 05/03/2022 7:14:48 AM PDT by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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Buy a soft avocado and use a spoon... please


11 posted on 05/03/2022 7:16:03 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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Anyone who does the “avocado-pit-removal-with-a-big-knife” while holding it in their hand should not be allowed near knives.


12 posted on 05/03/2022 7:16:39 AM PDT by rlmorel (Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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I use a knife.

Bang the handle on the cutting board when the pit is on it.

Voila! Flying pit!


13 posted on 05/03/2022 7:17:40 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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14 posted on 05/03/2022 7:17:55 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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Advise all liberals to suck the pit out. It’s for the children.


18 posted on 05/03/2022 7:24:08 AM PDT by Track9 (You are far too inquisitive not to be seduced…)
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Seriously, people need a training video? You flick away from your hand.


19 posted on 05/03/2022 7:24:36 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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Here’s the way to cut an avocado. I’ve been using this method for 40 years and have never suffered so much as a scratch. First, take a small paring knife and slice into the avocado at the top, the smaller end, down to the nut. Then, move the knife around to the bottom of the avocado and then back to the top, keeping the knife in contact with the nut. Next rotate the avocado 90 degrees and make the same cut, from the top to the bottom and back up again. Now, starting that the smaller end, take the point of the avocado’s skin and peal it back to the bottom to remove it. Repeat this with the other three quarters. Finally, starting at the middle of the avocado, peal the quarters apart from the nut. They will come off cleanly and easily.


22 posted on 05/03/2022 7:32:56 AM PDT by PUGACHEV
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People who have to be told how to do these simple things have Biden-like brains.


24 posted on 05/03/2022 7:40:36 AM PDT by bigbob
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“I had a little too much wine before adding the final touch to my Mexican mole enchiladas...”

Dumb@ss! You make the Enchiladas FIRST, THEN you drink the Tequila!


25 posted on 05/03/2022 7:49:13 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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Here's my secret to avoiding avocado-related injuries:


27 posted on 05/03/2022 7:51:59 AM PDT by Boogieman
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Oh, c’mon... Hold the avocado half up to your face with your left hand, with the pit as close to your left eyeball as possible. Then with your right hand violently stab the pit with the sharpest, pointy-est knife in the drawer.

Been doing that for 50 years. Never had an accident yet (’cause I’m scared of missing and putting my eye out... so I NEVER miss).

And if you believe that, swear off avocados RIGHT NOW!


29 posted on 05/03/2022 7:59:08 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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I have never used a knife — just cut the avocado in half and pop out the pit with a spoon. Works every time, even on more solid avocados.


30 posted on 05/03/2022 8:02:28 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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People are really this dumb, that “avacado hand” is a thing, huh?


37 posted on 05/03/2022 8:38:08 AM PDT by vpintheak (Live free, or die!)
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Nothing could be easier than properly dealing with an avocado: throw the nasty green library paste out as good-for-nothing.


39 posted on 05/03/2022 9:06:26 AM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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