Oh, c’mon... Hold the avocado half up to your face with your left hand, with the pit as close to your left eyeball as possible. Then with your right hand violently stab the pit with the sharpest, pointy-est knife in the drawer.
Been doing that for 50 years. Never had an accident yet (’cause I’m scared of missing and putting my eye out... so I NEVER miss).
And if you believe that, swear off avocados RIGHT NOW!
LOL! I hope the DUmmie lurkers here from DU are reading this and hanging on your every word!