I Will Not Date You, AOC

Rumble.com ^ | April 30, 2022 | JessKitting

[Jess Kitting]

A humorous reply to AOC from "Elon Musk" on Twitter.

See video at link.

[Jess Kitting]

Here is some Sunday fun for everyone. Enjoy!

[Eleutheria5]

I will not date you, AOC.
I will not date you, nosiree.
I would not take you to the prom
To Timbuktu or Vietnam
To see your face would give me qualms
Would you kick me out of bed?
I surely would, even if I’m dead
.....

[allendale]

The best thing AOC could do for the planet is to keep her word and never procreate.

[SamAdams76]

Was this an actual Elon Musk tweet?

Hard to tell as there are so many fake Elon tweets circulating through cyberspace right now. I have not been a member of Twitter since January 2021 so I have no way of telling what's real and what's not.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Funny. Very creative.

[Robert DeLong]

Cute. 🙂

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

A & G had the good response to “what would you do on a date with AOC?” contest of some weeks ago.

“Bring her back to my place and watch some Milton Friedman videos”.

[RckyRaCoCo]

He needs to treat this bartender like Buddy Love.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

Not even for a Lewinsky?
Not even if you did for free.

This could go on all day.

[traderrob6]

Please DO NOT post items in the NEWS section of this forum that are completely unverified as being legitimate, that are NOT news.

[sauropod]

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[for-q-clinton]

A video for a tweet?

[Clutch Martin]

I’ve always had this thing for scientific women, always have. Professional Nurses too. Classical Latin speakers? OMG!

[Sacajaweau]

You can imagine her pacing....wondering how to respond...because she’s not bright enough to shut her mouth.

[maxwellsmart_agent]

WHO WOULD???

[livius]

Love it!

I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,
The reason why – I cannot tell;
But this I know, and know full well,
I do not like thee, Doctor Fell.

This is the English translation of a Latin epigram by Martial, done by the British poet Tom Brown in 1680. Many later writers have done riffs on it.

The Dr. Seuss version that Musk is using as a basis for his own version to troll AOC has honorable literary roots!

Musk is a very witty guy.

[Gay State Conservative]

I've never contracted syphilis in my life...and hope to be able to make that same claim on my deathbed.As a result I wouldn't wanna get within 50 miles of America's most famous barmaid.

[steve86]

I wouldn’t date a woman who is pro-abortion. The other stuff I could handle.

[Jess Kitting]

The Dr. Seuss version that Musk is using as a basis for his own version to troll AOC has honorable literary roots!

Wow. That is amazing. I didn't realize where Dr. Suess's style came from.

I grew up with Dr. Suess books. Now, the good Dr. is banned from the classroom.