I will not date you, AOC.
I will not date you, nosiree.
I would not take you to the prom
To Timbuktu or Vietnam
To see your face would give me qualms
Would you kick me out of bed?
I surely would, even if I’m dead
.....
Not even for a Lewinsky?
Not even if you did for free.
This could go on all day.
Love it!
I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,
The reason why – I cannot tell;
But this I know, and know full well,
I do not like thee, Doctor Fell.
This is the English translation of a Latin epigram by Martial, done by the British poet Tom Brown in 1680. Many later writers have done riffs on it.
The Dr. Seuss version that Musk is using as a basis for his own version to troll AOC has honorable literary roots!
Musk is a very witty guy.