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Here is some Sunday fun for everyone. Enjoy!
1 posted on 05/01/2022 9:15:50 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
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To: Jess Kitting

I will not date you, AOC.
I will not date you, nosiree.
I would not take you to the prom
To Timbuktu or Vietnam
To see your face would give me qualms
Would you kick me out of bed?
I surely would, even if I’m dead
.....


2 posted on 05/01/2022 9:18:45 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 (January 6, worst assault on democracy since the Reichstag Fire)
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To: Jess Kitting

The best thing AOC could do for the planet is to keep her word and never procreate.


3 posted on 05/01/2022 9:19:44 AM PDT by allendale
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To: Jess Kitting
Was this an actual Elon Musk tweet?

Hard to tell as there are so many fake Elon tweets circulating through cyberspace right now. I have not been a member of Twitter since January 2021 so I have no way of telling what's real and what's not.

4 posted on 05/01/2022 9:19:47 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (2.33 million active users on Truth Social)
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To: Jess Kitting

Funny. Very creative.


5 posted on 05/01/2022 9:20:42 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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To: Jess Kitting

Cute. ๐Ÿ™‚


6 posted on 05/01/2022 9:22:14 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: Jess Kitting

A & G had the good response to “what would you do on a date with AOC?” contest of some weeks ago.

“Bring her back to my place and watch some Milton Friedman videos”.


7 posted on 05/01/2022 9:25:18 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: Jess Kitting

He needs to treat this bartender like Buddy Love.


8 posted on 05/01/2022 9:26:13 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: Jess Kitting; Admin Moderator

Please DO NOT post items in the NEWS section of this forum that are completely unverified as being legitimate, that are NOT news.


10 posted on 05/01/2022 9:30:23 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: Jess Kitting

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12 posted on 05/01/2022 9:38:32 AM PDT by sauropod ("We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they are elected. Donโ€™t you?" Why? "It saves time.โ€)
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To: Jess Kitting

A video for a tweet?


13 posted on 05/01/2022 9:51:10 AM PDT by for-q-clinton (Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
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To: Jess Kitting

I’ve always had this thing for scientific women, always have. Professional Nurses too. Classical Latin speakers? OMG!


14 posted on 05/01/2022 9:57:23 AM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, bust that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: Jess Kitting

WHO WOULD???


16 posted on 05/01/2022 11:10:35 AM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: Jess Kitting
I've never contracted syphilis in my life...and hope to be able to make that same claim on my deathbed.As a result I wouldn't wanna get within 50 miles of America's most famous barmaid.
18 posted on 05/01/2022 12:00:04 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Covid Is All About Mail In Ballots)
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