Posted on 04/06/2022 10:04:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!" I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts!” I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
If men got a gift after being hit in the nuts, they might agree to it again.
whoah! That IS deep.
I can confirm: I also have never heard any many requesting another kick in the nuts.
And I bet it wouldn’t take a year or so for them to agree to getting hit in the nuts again. Maybe a week or two. ;)
“If men got a gift after being hit in the nuts, they might agree to it again.”
Would, say, a million dollars do it?
Watch the movie called “Jackass” - the whole,movie is about idiots willingly,getting hit there, over and over again.
With regard to that age old question, I submit that the unbridled joy afterwards of a woman after having given birth to a new life is far more enjoyable than a kick in the nuts. Case closed.
My ex repeatedly asked for another kick in the nuts. I’m not sure he ever realized that’s what he was asking for, but I knew.
I went in for a long overdue physical. At +75, it involved one of those fetching gowns which the nurse handed to me. She knocked and asked if I was changed, and I said yes, to which she replied that the doctor will be in shortly. The doctor came in and said:
“Let’s get the unpleasant part done first. Hop off the exam table and rest your elbows on it.”
Having been through a prostate exam before, I assumed the position.
Most of you guys will know that, if everything’s okay, this involves less than 30 seconds. After more than two minutes, I’m starting to get a little worried.
Voice from outside the exam room: “Doctor, are you about finished?”
He said: “Just a few more seconds.” where upon he open the door and the nurse came in.
She looked at me and said: “Who was that?”
Hahaha, that’s good.
I bet it wouldn’t take that much. I bet it wouldn’t even have to be money.
Assuming there’s a percentage of the population that likes to get kicked in the nuts - will the Left argue that they should teach about in school? What about Disney, when does the kick in the sack ride open? Will there be a wear purple day to honor those who like to hurt the Sacajawea?
Or over many episodes, hans in the simpsons
Your “friend” is VERY funny. I laughed out loud several times and then read it to my wife. SHE laughed as well.
VERY FUNNY!
"If I wanted you to know what I'm thinking, I'd be talking."- Al Bundy to Peggy
“I also have never heard any many requesting another kick in the nuts.”
Well, go get a job at an S&M dungeon and you’ll probably change your tune.
And more importantly, was it a finger or...?
On some exlax moments I feel like I have given birth to twins:-)
Also a woman will always have something to bring up against you: I had to go through the pains of childbirth!
You don’t see men for decades saying “Well you kicked me in the nuts that one time!” as a way to win an argument or get something thet want.
So yeah, nuts is worse. No built-in excuse attempt to try to win an argument.
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