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email from a friend | 4/6/2022 | unknown

Posted on 04/06/2022 10:04:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!" I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts!” I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.


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1 posted on 04/06/2022 10:04:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

If men got a gift after being hit in the nuts, they might agree to it again.


2 posted on 04/06/2022 10:07:00 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
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To: sodpoodle

whoah! That IS deep.

I can confirm: I also have never heard any many requesting another kick in the nuts.


3 posted on 04/06/2022 10:07:07 AM PDT by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!it)
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To: FamiliarFace

And I bet it wouldn’t take a year or so for them to agree to getting hit in the nuts again. Maybe a week or two. ;)


4 posted on 04/06/2022 10:08:10 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
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“If men got a gift after being hit in the nuts, they might agree to it again.”

Would, say, a million dollars do it?


5 posted on 04/06/2022 10:13:22 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: SomeCallMeTim

Watch the movie called “Jackass” - the whole,movie is about idiots willingly,getting hit there, over and over again.


6 posted on 04/06/2022 10:15:08 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: sodpoodle

With regard to that age old question, I submit that the unbridled joy afterwards of a woman after having given birth to a new life is far more enjoyable than a kick in the nuts. Case closed.


7 posted on 04/06/2022 10:17:54 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: sodpoodle

My ex repeatedly asked for another kick in the nuts. I’m not sure he ever realized that’s what he was asking for, but I knew.


8 posted on 04/06/2022 10:19:09 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. PTL ~ Þ a)
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To: aquila48

I went in for a long overdue physical. At +75, it involved one of those fetching gowns which the nurse handed to me. She knocked and asked if I was changed, and I said yes, to which she replied that the doctor will be in shortly. The doctor came in and said:

“Let’s get the unpleasant part done first. Hop off the exam table and rest your elbows on it.”

Having been through a prostate exam before, I assumed the position.

Most of you guys will know that, if everything’s okay, this involves less than 30 seconds. After more than two minutes, I’m starting to get a little worried.

Voice from outside the exam room: “Doctor, are you about finished?”

He said: “Just a few more seconds.” where upon he open the door and the nurse came in.

She looked at me and said: “Who was that?”


9 posted on 04/06/2022 10:21:35 AM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: BykrBayb

Hahaha, that’s good.


10 posted on 04/06/2022 10:25:29 AM PDT by jacknhoo ( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: aquila48

I bet it wouldn’t take that much. I bet it wouldn’t even have to be money.


11 posted on 04/06/2022 10:26:30 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
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To: sodpoodle

Assuming there’s a percentage of the population that likes to get kicked in the nuts - will the Left argue that they should teach about in school? What about Disney, when does the kick in the sack ride open? Will there be a wear purple day to honor those who like to hurt the Sacajawea?


12 posted on 04/06/2022 10:30:54 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Ellen Ate Dynamite Good Bye Ellen)
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To: Bob434

Or over many episodes, hans in the simpsons


13 posted on 04/06/2022 10:31:34 AM PDT by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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14 posted on 04/06/2022 10:41:37 AM PDT by struggle
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To: sodpoodle

Your “friend” is VERY funny. I laughed out loud several times and then read it to my wife. SHE laughed as well.

VERY FUNNY!


15 posted on 04/06/2022 10:45:34 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: sodpoodle
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

"If I wanted you to know what I'm thinking, I'd be talking."- Al Bundy to Peggy

16 posted on 04/06/2022 10:52:50 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: SomeCallMeTim

“I also have never heard any many requesting another kick in the nuts.”

Well, go get a job at an S&M dungeon and you’ll probably change your tune.


17 posted on 04/06/2022 10:57:48 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: econjack

And more importantly, was it a finger or...?


18 posted on 04/06/2022 11:28:19 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: sodpoodle

On some exlax moments I feel like I have given birth to twins:-)


19 posted on 04/06/2022 12:18:04 PM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: sodpoodle

Also a woman will always have something to bring up against you: I had to go through the pains of childbirth!

You don’t see men for decades saying “Well you kicked me in the nuts that one time!” as a way to win an argument or get something thet want.

So yeah, nuts is worse. No built-in excuse attempt to try to win an argument.


20 posted on 04/06/2022 1:10:14 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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