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White House Announces Jen Psaki Will Be Replaced By Grima Wormtongue
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 1, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/02/2022 12:56:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Jen Psaki has recently announced she will be resigning from her position as White House Press Secretary, immediately sparking discussion of who will replace her. The White House has announced that a last-minute job candidate, Grima Wormtongue, has swooped in, claiming himself to be perfect for the position.

“I have personally been requested by his Lordship—I mean by President Joe Biden to speak on his behalf,” hissed Grima Wormtongue while addressing the press. “I have had many, many conversations with the President so I know his thoughts quite well.”

When Wormtongue was asked basic questions about how Joe Biden planned on addressing today’s current crises he grew frustrated saying, “Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind? Can’t you see President Biden doesn’t have time for such prattle?”

At publishing time, just as Wormtongue was explaining Biden’s plan to do nothing to address inflation, gas prices, and America’s overall decline, he was interrupted by Peter Doocy charging forward. “His microphone! His microphone! I told you to take it from him, you fools! Now he can ask questions his Presidentship wishes not to hear!”

Wormtongue then cleverly deflected the questions by promising to "circle back."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; History; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; grimawormtongue; hislordship; jenpsaki; peterdoocy; pressconferences; satire; whitehouse
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Harry Butts was unavailable.


21 posted on 04/02/2022 1:45:32 PM PDT by euram
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To: Paleo Conservative

Little ginger liar actually looks pretty cute there in her pink Commie hat.
If I didn’t know better, I’d circle back to hit that.


22 posted on 04/02/2022 1:50:03 PM PDT by pburiak (You really think we can vote our way out of this? That’s so cute...)
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To: Paleo Conservative
Grima’s doppelgänger is the guy on the right.

23 posted on 04/02/2022 2:03:02 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Grima Wormtongue's cover photo on Mad Magazine:


24 posted on 04/02/2022 2:05:18 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.))
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To: SaveFerris

“I figured it would be...Screwtape.”

Your metaphor is apt because it’s plain someone in a senior Demon position is coaching Wormwood the Ginger. So it would be natural that the senior Demon Screwtape would elevate himself to continue personally treating “The Patient”, old FJB himself.


25 posted on 04/02/2022 2:11:02 PM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Good name , LOL


26 posted on 04/02/2022 2:20:01 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: jonrick46

LOL


27 posted on 04/02/2022 3:05:37 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

One thing for sure...

Jen Psaki will be seen a lot less when she goes to MSNBC.

And that’s a good thing.


28 posted on 04/02/2022 3:08:12 PM PDT by adorno
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To: euram

What about his sister, Bertha?


29 posted on 04/02/2022 3:10:34 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Glad to see the coexistence of stupid names in the Biden administarton.


30 posted on 04/02/2022 3:57:14 PM PDT by Delta 21 (It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

OMG!! Its the Bee! Thet got me!


31 posted on 04/02/2022 3:58:29 PM PDT by Delta 21 (It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
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32 posted on 04/02/2022 4:00:56 PM PDT by Delta 21 (It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That actually explains a lot. Suspect Saruman is actually in charge of foreign policy these days.


33 posted on 04/02/2022 8:16:29 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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