My favorite: REAL PROGRAMMERS don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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To: CodeJockey
“To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.”
2 posted on
03/30/2022 12:42:39 PM PDT by
fwdude
(Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
To: CodeJockey
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
— Janet Reno
3 posted on
03/30/2022 12:48:22 PM PDT by
rdl6989
( )
To: CodeJockey
4 posted on
03/30/2022 12:49:04 PM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: CodeJockey
My favorite:
“Anybody who can go down 3,000 feet in a mine can sure as hell learn to program as well... Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God’s sake!”
6 posted on
03/30/2022 12:51:57 PM PDT by
jaydubya2
To: CodeJockey
- Robert X. Cringely
______________
Now that’s a name I haven’t seen in years...
7 posted on
03/30/2022 12:52:57 PM PDT by
Chickensoup
( Leftists totalitarian fascists are eradicating conservatives)
To: CodeJockey
It’s easier to reboot a computer than it is to reboot your life.
8 posted on
03/30/2022 1:02:25 PM PDT by
dblshot
To: CodeJockey
Beware of Geeks bearing Gifs............................
9 posted on
03/30/2022 1:05:59 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: rdb3; JosephW; martin_fierro; Still Thinking; zeugma; Vinnie; ironman; Egon; raybbr; AFreeBird; ...
10 posted on
03/30/2022 1:15:42 PM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
To: CodeJockey
Can’t believe this wasn’t included:
TWAIN: Technology Without an Interesting Name.
(it’s true)
12 posted on
03/30/2022 1:22:46 PM PDT by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: CodeJockey
! False: It is funny because it is true.
14 posted on
03/30/2022 1:38:41 PM PDT by
GingisK
To: CodeJockey
The quickest way to scan a document is to open Word and hold the document up to the screen.
15 posted on
03/30/2022 1:39:05 PM PDT by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: CodeJockey
Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work. Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn’t work.
— Brian Redman
That is the only fun part of Systems engineering.
16 posted on
03/30/2022 1:47:44 PM PDT by
rellic
To: CodeJockey
17 posted on
03/30/2022 1:52:20 PM PDT by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: CodeJockey
The number of comments in code is unfortunately proportional to its clarity.
18 posted on
03/30/2022 1:55:12 PM PDT by
Flick Lives
(The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
To: CodeJockey
These all got passed around on FidoNet BBS’s many years ago.
20 posted on
03/30/2022 2:05:25 PM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: CodeJockey
Still looking for the “any” key I’m supposed to press.
21 posted on
03/30/2022 2:09:28 PM PDT by
fruser1
To: CodeJockey
A favorite acronym: RTFM.
It stands for “Read The Manual.”
The “F” is silent.
To: CodeJockey
Good Decisions comes from Experience.
Experience comes from Bad Decisions.
23 posted on
03/30/2022 2:35:07 PM PDT by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: CodeJockey
Dew knot awl weighs trussed yore spell Czech err.
24 posted on
03/30/2022 2:35:47 PM PDT by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: CodeJockey
Praise God, from Whom electrons flow!
Praise Him, the source of all we know!
Whose order’s in the stellar host!
For in machines, He is the Ghost!
Saint Vidicon of Cathode, pray for us!
25 posted on
03/30/2022 2:43:05 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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