Posted on 03/29/2022 10:55:03 AM PDT by nickcarraway
SFGATE politics editor Eric Ting Did His Own Research and is Just Asking Questions
I don't believe for a minute that Will Smith's "slap" of Chris Rock at the Academy Awards on Sunday night was real. No way. No how. No evidence to the contrary — no matter how compelling — can persuade me to abandon my world view that "elites lie, my own research is always better."
The Academy — a cabal of Hollywood scum with a penchant for drinking the blood of children — is clearly seeking to improve the Oscars broadcast's sagging ratings and disappointing crowd size. They tried to make the show move faster by not televising certain awards. They included categories for top "fan-favorite movies" and "cheer moments" in an attempt to appease Real Americans (TM) who prefer superhero movies and are fed up with the virtue signaling in indie movies.
And because Tom Hanks has finally been jailed for his crimes, they needed something to distract us from their degeneracy. Enter the "slap heard around the world," an event I am about to expose as the biggest hoax perpetrated by our elites since they brainwashed millions of Americans into believing the moon landing was real.
Let's start with the joke that prompted the "slap." Smith can clearly be seen laughing at Rock remarking that he will soon be seeing Smith's wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, in a "G.I. Jane" sequel on account of her bald head.
What's that you say? Pinkett Smith is clearly not laughing? And it's possible that she said something to her husband, who then felt compelled to defend his wife's honor? And that he'd be particularly compelled after feeling shame for laughing at a joke at her expense?
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I’m not claiming “everything is a conspiracy.” The fact is it didn’t look real at all.
that is not what i see at all- his fingers, as stated, are ebent backwards, and he quickly pivots his hand forward as it comes of his face- again, typical hollywood slap- with hte fingers angled backwards, it owudl not cause injury to his face- that is hte whole point of angling them backwards to keep from striking with rigid hand/fingers- the fingers are angled away from the face- not at the face- as a direct slap woudl do-
I do,know,what you mean about the cupped hand slap though. We used to go around “cuffing someone upside the head” when they said something g dopey, and it was in fun and didn’t hurt.
Yeah that bas rotten was a tough tough dude. He even had severe asthma too, which you can see him struggle to,catch his breath sometimes. That type of fighting was very interesting, and was almost gentlemanly compared to,the early mma fighting and tough guy bouts where anything went- even kicks to,the head when a person was down. G,ad they did away with that though- it’s a lot safer today than it used to be. The slap.fighting though was a.ways pretty tame as to,what they allowed and didn’t allow, and fun to watch too.
I heard the “thud” too and it definately didnt sound like a sharp slap,sound would to me. That was the first thing i fact that made me think the whole,thing eas staged-
The fact that there was the lack,of a “slap” sound that didn’t overwhelm the microphone sound when it was hit tells,the story too, there was no hard sharp,skin on skin slap sound it was al. For show.
If he really hits like that, and it wasn’t staged, then Jada has a whimp for a husband and should, probsbly,probably, say to him “don’t defend me anymore, it’s embarrassing”
There is no welt or discoloration after the slap which ... having more surface area than a punch, SHOULD have produced SOMETHING which, imo .... didn't.
Poor satire.
True.
His eyes didn’t water, nor did he have any blood on his teeth or a runny nose, which will happen to some extent.
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