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Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes (the Bee does it again!!)
BabylonBee.com ^
| 3/29/2022
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 03/29/2022 9:54:40 AM PDT by God luvs America
LOS ANGELES, CA—After an eventful Oscars ceremony in which Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock over a quip about his wife's hair, comedienne Amy Schumer became horrified by the realization you can now get slapped in the face for telling a bad joke.
"Wait, we can get slapped for this now?" she said wide-eyed. "Bad, poor-taste jokes about female body parts are all I know. Does that mean a psycho Hollywood star can slap me and just walk away and still get an award? Oh no! I have to get out of here!"
According to sources, Schumer will be in hiding for several months until she can come up with material unlikely to get her slapped. "I have to get back to the basics," she said. "What is a joke? Can anyone tell me?"
With the comedy world having been put on notice, many comedians are deciding to avoid telling jokes to roomfuls of mentally ill narcissists for the time being.
TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
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To: God luvs America
Bump for the Bee. Most of today’s comedians act like they’re performing in North Korea. A few of them have noticed it.
To: God luvs America
Rcik Gervais would have been beaten to a pulp!
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:02:23 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman!)
To: God luvs America
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:03:53 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: God luvs America
She’s the most UNFUNNY comedian I’ve ever seen................
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:03:57 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: God luvs America
"Does that mean a psycho Hollywood star can slap me..."Yep, and if an UPenn "female" swimmer hits you, it could really hurt.
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:04:16 AM PDT
by
budj
(Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
To: Red Badger
She’s a foul-mouthed pig.
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:14:31 AM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: God luvs America
Amy has several thousand bad jokes to catch up on.
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:17:06 AM PDT
by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: Fido969
To: God luvs America
LOL... Funny!! Thanks Babylon Bee...
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:38:02 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the ones trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
To: God luvs America
many comedians are deciding to avoid telling jokes to roomfuls of mentally ill narcissists for the time being.Stay out of CA Comedy Clubs.
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:39:33 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Seruzawa
I don’t know how Martha Vickers didn’t get to be a bigger star.
To: beethovenfan
What an insult!..............................................................TO PIGS!.................
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posted on
03/29/2022 10:55:50 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: God luvs America
Piers Morgan had an interesting take on the Will Smith/Chris Rock incident last night on Tucker. If you watch Will's initial reaction, he's laughing, so it must have been his wife who was offended, which is why he did what he did.
Not knowing anything about G.I. Jane, I don't know why she considered the reference to be an insult.
To: Verginius Rufus
It’s a reference to a woman being bald without wanting to be.
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posted on
03/29/2022 11:14:48 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
To: Red Badger
She’s the most UNFUNNY comedian I’ve ever seen................ I had the misfortune of working one of her shows. Unfunny indeed. On top of that, she was shilling for Hillary that evening , ungh!
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posted on
03/29/2022 11:21:55 AM PDT
by
csvset
(tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
To: csvset
Her comedic timing is terrible..............
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posted on
03/29/2022 11:22:54 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: God luvs America
The headlines of the Oscar story should have been “Schumer is Busting Out All Over” the stage.
To: Verginius Rufus
“...I don’t know why she considered the reference to be an insult...”
ANYTHING is a pretext for hijacking an event. Me...me...me... It’s ALL about me!!!
See?
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posted on
03/30/2022 6:12:40 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
(Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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