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Chris Rock Insults Pee Wee Herman's Wife
Free Republic | March 28, 2022 | Golux

Posted on 03/28/2022 6:41:01 PM PDT by golux

BREAKING - MSM

Violence came to the Academy Awards last night, shocking Hollywood and the world. Popular comedian Chris Rock, host of the event, was mercilessly cut down in an unprovoked act of racist violence by Paul Reubens AKA Pee-Wee Herman, who gestured violently at Mr. Rock with his index finger, pleading with him with clearly supremacist condescension to "please be nice."

“It was disgusting - the worst thing I could have imagined,” said internationally recognized political commentator and renowned intellectual pundit Whoopi Goldberg, winner of the Maya Angelou "I represent the bird in the cage, get it?" Prize for Literary Complexity. “Another example of the bloody legacy of the KKK. This is a Holocaust on Black America.”

Reubens has been described by one unnamed one-time hot-dog vendor whose stepfather lives not far from where Pee-Wee grew up, as an acolyte of Donald Trump. The bow-tie wearing monster, not available for comment during his first month of interrogation, is also said to have no explanation for his frequent visits to Florida, a state which is believed by conspiracy theorists to have voted for Trump in 2020.

Pee-Wee has long been suspected of white supremacist ties. "The worst," exclaimed White House Spokesperson Jen Psaki when asked about the outrageous crime. "The President draws an unequivocal line around this thing, and the other thing, as a deterrent, for racism and the world. The President used to drive a truck!"

“Dottie,” a crony of Pee-Wee’s, is said to have used the N-word on at least three occasions while playing the minor role of a prostitute in the African American cultural coming of age film "Beat the Shit out dat White Bitch," winner of the Malcolm X Peace Prize for Art. The scriptwriter, AK-Shabazz AKA Fuk Da Elitist Educashun Systemz, now famed Director of Undergraduate Studies for Film at Columbia University, was not available for comment.

One source for this story called Pee-Wee “a modern-day Hitler, hell-bent on destroying Freedom.” Hitler, also white, was unavailable for comment.

Pee-Wee was arrested immediately following the attack and has been placed in isolation, in part to protect him from other inmates. One of these, known as "Large Marge," told our reporter that Pee-Wee “was as good as dead” if left in the general population. "Unless, of course, he identifies as a woman, in which case he will bunk with us other guys who identify as women."

Sources close to the ongoing investigation credit the FBI for uncovering a web of white supremacist anti-government extremists in Hollywood, loosely connected to a bicycle theft ring led by the notorious “Fat Francis.”

The attack will be charged as a premeditated hate crime; Pee Wee faces up to 50 years in prison.

"I am baffled," said the teary-eyed victim at a press conference earlier. "All I did was compliment his wife's hair."


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor
KEYWORDS: hollywood
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1 posted on 03/28/2022 6:41:01 PM PDT by golux
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To: golux

It’d be more believable if peewee wasn’t a homo/pedo. ;)


2 posted on 03/28/2022 6:47:29 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

Not the right way to view it

View it from the frame of what this is saying about cuckold simp Will Smith


3 posted on 03/28/2022 6:50:15 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: golux

Terrific stuff.


4 posted on 03/28/2022 6:52:21 PM PDT by Radix (Politicians; the Law and the Profits )
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To: golux

WTF did I just read???


5 posted on 03/28/2022 7:00:01 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: golux

Dotty was haf


6 posted on 03/28/2022 7:03:51 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: golux

I told you - mescaline is ‘da best!


7 posted on 03/28/2022 7:08:25 PM PDT by Fury
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To: golux

Haven’t been to a movie in many years.
They ruined movies
many years ago.

Watch old Oscar’s, way more class.


8 posted on 03/28/2022 7:26:30 PM PDT by just me (Trade your liberty for temporary safety. I will keep mine. My family doesn't fly a white flag.)
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I heard that peewee was sitting right behind some dude at a theater who got shot in the back of the head right in front of him


9 posted on 03/28/2022 7:31:58 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: Trillian

I think he’s more like Toobin.


10 posted on 03/28/2022 7:35:14 PM PDT by steve8714 (Evidently the Oxford comma is racist, sexist, or homophobic. You decide which.)
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To: Antihero101607

Addled Mind stuff, early Sometimer’s Disease.


11 posted on 03/28/2022 7:53:10 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: golux

Somebody want to translate this verbal concussion case?


12 posted on 03/28/2022 8:06:10 PM PDT by lurk (u)
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To: golux

“The President draws an unequivocal line around this thing, and the other thing, as a deterrent...”

You left out that thing. Three things. Dis, dat and the udder ting.


13 posted on 03/28/2022 8:41:17 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: ifinnegan
Dis, dat and the udder ting.

Nehemiah Persoff - the "Little Dictator" - is still alive and well at 103!

Regards,

14 posted on 03/28/2022 11:07:53 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: golux

Well done.


15 posted on 03/29/2022 2:17:40 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: Antihero101607

I don’t know, but it is Babylon Bee worthy


16 posted on 03/29/2022 4:59:50 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: RoosterRedux
Thanks, Rooster. This is not an exercise in absurdity. The question, among others is: what if a white person had slapped Chris Rock, or even wagged a finger at him? What, if anything, about the extenuating circumstances would even matter?
17 posted on 03/29/2022 6:41:34 AM PDT by golux
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To: golux

I liked it


18 posted on 03/29/2022 7:22:12 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: golux

Fabulous!


19 posted on 04/02/2022 8:53:23 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Secret Agent Man

There is that, too, but the double standard was finally addressed by Fox’s Jesse Watters...though Mel Gibson didn’t take too well to being the object of the question.

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4051710/posts


20 posted on 04/02/2022 8:56:19 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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