Posted on 03/23/2022 5:31:20 PM PDT by Morgana
ORLANDO, FL—In a bold statement against Florida's recently passed bill which prohibits teachers from discussing inappropriate sexual topics with kindergarteners, Disney World has unveiled its latest attraction: "Sodom & Gomorrah."
"We here at Disney stand proudly with those who seek to indoctrinate small children in gender ideology," said CEO Bob Chapek. "That's why we've decided to unveil this exciting new thrill ride—and allow kids of all ages to ride it!"
While waiting in line, small children and their parents will be educated by a voice recording about masturbation, the gender unicorn, safe kink, abortion, and BDSM. Once they board the ride, they will be treated to the thrill of a lifetime as the little cars take them through an ancient city smoldering with fire and brimstone.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I asked for my money back when I turned into a pillar of salt.
Men pretending to be women “are” women and should use girl’s bathrooms and sports teams.
Kindergarten kids need to be exposed to homosexuality and Trannys.
These are the hills Democrats have decided to die on.
Do the kids get scorched with the fire and brimstone?
I am still have mental scars from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” and the “it’s a small world after all” thing
"While waiting in line, small children and their parents will be educated by a voice recording about masturbation, the gender unicorn, safe kink, abortion, and BDSM. Once they board the ride, they will be treated to the thrill of a lifetime as the little cars take them through an ancient city smoldering with fire and brimstone while animated women are raped and men are sodomized. "
Yes....The BEE didn’t get me THIS time.
I swear - sometimes when I see these I HAVE to immediately check that it is the BEE.....because, if real, it WOULDN’T surprise me!
Wasn’t there a Godzilla movie with Gamera?
This one wasn’t funny. The satire is good, don’t get me wrong. But it’s hard to laugh at a reminder that my grandkids are liable to grow up in a homos-only allowed society.
Not that I know of...
Disney Launching Task Force to Make More LGBTQ+ Content for Children and Families
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/03/22/disney-launching-task-force-to-make-more-lgbtq-content-for-children-and-families/
“One of those “actions” involved releasing a statement of apology and contrition for past actions as well as a special “task force” to “develop action plans to make more LGBT-aware content for children and family,” the Wall Street Journal reported.”
The Bee did have one about the Sodom And Gomorrah exhibit where the kiddos would see sodomy and other stuff before hellfire and brimstone came pouring from the skies.
“Yo Ho Ho it’s a pirate’s life for me...drop the sword and give her the oar, be back on the deck by three!”
I still suffer PTSD from the “tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room!”
Babylon Bee. This topic was posted , thanks Morgana.
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