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Disney Unveils Exciting New 'Sodom And Gomorrah' Attraction
Babylon Bee ^ | March 22, 2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/23/2022 5:31:20 PM PDT by Morgana

ORLANDO, FL—In a bold statement against Florida's recently passed bill which prohibits teachers from discussing inappropriate sexual topics with kindergarteners, Disney World has unveiled its latest attraction: "Sodom & Gomorrah."

"We here at Disney stand proudly with those who seek to indoctrinate small children in gender ideology," said CEO Bob Chapek. "That's why we've decided to unveil this exciting new thrill ride—and allow kids of all ages to ride it!"

While waiting in line, small children and their parents will be educated by a voice recording about masturbation, the gender unicorn, safe kink, abortion, and BDSM. Once they board the ride, they will be treated to the thrill of a lifetime as the little cars take them through an ancient city smoldering with fire and brimstone.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bobchapek; bobiger; california; captainhook; disney; disneyland; disneyworld; florida; genderdysphoria; getwokegobroke; godsgravesglyphs; homosexualagenda; itsasmallsmallworld; piratesofcaribbean; sodomandgomorrah; splashmountain; themagickingdom; tinkerbell

1 posted on 03/23/2022 5:31:20 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

I asked for my money back when I turned into a pillar of salt.


2 posted on 03/23/2022 5:34:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Morgana

Men pretending to be women “are” women and should use girl’s bathrooms and sports teams.

Kindergarten kids need to be exposed to homosexuality and Trannys.

These are the hills Democrats have decided to die on.


3 posted on 03/23/2022 5:35:21 PM PDT by Pxzftrnqfrn
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To: Morgana

Do the kids get scorched with the fire and brimstone?


4 posted on 03/23/2022 5:38:08 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Morgana

I am still have mental scars from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” and the “it’s a small world after all” thing


5 posted on 03/23/2022 5:41:21 PM PDT by algore
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To: Morgana
One more sentence added to the end of this paragraph would have been perfect.

"While waiting in line, small children and their parents will be educated by a voice recording about masturbation, the gender unicorn, safe kink, abortion, and BDSM. Once they board the ride, they will be treated to the thrill of a lifetime as the little cars take them through an ancient city smoldering with fire and brimstone while animated women are raped and men are sodomized. "

6 posted on 03/23/2022 5:45:23 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Morgana

Yes....The BEE didn’t get me THIS time.


7 posted on 03/23/2022 5:46:35 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: nickcarraway
I asked for my money back when I turned into a pillar of salt.

The speaker WARNED you not to look backwards! It is like those old wooden roller coasters where you get multiple warnings NOT to stand up, and someone does it and goes flying.
8 posted on 03/23/2022 5:50:43 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (“...life is very good without Facebook and that we would live very well without Facebook."-B.LeMaire)
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To: algore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJFGAX77zw4


9 posted on 03/23/2022 5:55:34 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr)
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To: Morgana

I swear - sometimes when I see these I HAVE to immediately check that it is the BEE.....because, if real, it WOULDN’T surprise me!


10 posted on 03/23/2022 5:59:16 PM PDT by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: Morgana
They got the info wrong, it's Saddam and Gamera, about the flying turtle and his Baghdad friend
11 posted on 03/23/2022 6:01:11 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: chajin

Wasn’t there a Godzilla movie with Gamera?


12 posted on 03/23/2022 6:03:09 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr)
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To: Morgana

This one wasn’t funny. The satire is good, don’t get me wrong. But it’s hard to laugh at a reminder that my grandkids are liable to grow up in a homos-only allowed society.


13 posted on 03/23/2022 6:21:24 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: EvilCapitalist
Wasn’t there a Godzilla movie with Gamera?

Not that I know of...

14 posted on 03/23/2022 6:24:16 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: Morgana; gitmo; algore; Rebelbase; Sacajaweau; fuzzylogic
Based on this article below, is the Babylon Bee presentation really that outrageous?

Disney Launching Task Force to Make More LGBTQ+ Content for Children and Families

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/03/22/disney-launching-task-force-to-make-more-lgbtq-content-for-children-and-families/

“One of those “actions” involved releasing a statement of apology and contrition for past actions as well as a special “task force” to “develop action plans to make more LGBT-aware content for children and family,” the Wall Street Journal reported.”

15 posted on 03/23/2022 7:05:53 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: Retain Mike

The Bee did have one about the Sodom And Gomorrah exhibit where the kiddos would see sodomy and other stuff before hellfire and brimstone came pouring from the skies.


16 posted on 03/23/2022 7:11:09 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: algore

“Yo Ho Ho it’s a pirate’s life for me...drop the sword and give her the oar, be back on the deck by three!”


17 posted on 03/23/2022 8:22:49 PM PDT by rlmorel (The concept of a "cashless society" is simply a vector for the exercise of tyranny.)
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To: Morgana

I still suffer PTSD from the “tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room!”


18 posted on 03/24/2022 1:08:20 AM PDT by PackingHeat357
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Babylon Bee. This topic was posted 3/23/2022, thanks Morgana.

19 posted on 12/05/2022 9:16:18 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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Selections from some keywords, sorted, duplicates out:

20 posted on 12/05/2022 10:43:20 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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