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Posted on 03/19/2022 10:30:07 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
Sharp Doughnuts
Hoffa Meats
Amputee Mowing Service
Bendover Soap Company
Pubescent Shampoo
Thunderfart Baked Beans
Brown's Underwear
Libel Publishing Co.
Monica's Dress Shop
B*tch Queen Kennels
Botch Tape
Pinprick Prophylactics
Porky's Kosher Deli
Amalgamated Dithering
Skunk Perfume
Earhart Airlines
Warpmaster Lumber
Big Tex Lingerie
Invisible, Inc.
Berger Security, Inc.
Bambi Shotguns
Fudge Packing Co.
Titanic Pools
Dead Tree Paper Co.
Capone Bat Co.
Dullsworth Books
Face Stapler Co.
High Jeans
Bucky Toothbrushes
Fulldrop Piano Co.
Berger Safes
Trusty Stools
Mattress Ammonia Co.
Pebble Marshmallows
Penthouse Screws
Moore's Yogurt
Helen Thomas Makeup
Waterman's Roofing Co.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fail; humor; offbrands
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This list was compiled over a period of hours in 2007. Stumbled upon it today while rifling through old files and thought, "Who could better add to this list than beloved FReepers?" Since there is no Source URL and it is a vanity, there is a good chance this may be pulled. If so, so be it. Meanwhile, have fun thinking up new business ventures bound to fail by virtue of their name alone.
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:34:45 AM PDT
by
JonPreston
(Q: Never have so many, been so wrong, so often)
To: JonPreston
Lindsey Graham likes it.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:40:17 AM PDT
by
MuttTheHoople
(The best slaves put their own chains on )
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:41:28 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: JonPreston
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:41:41 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
(No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Skidmark lingerie
Lead balloon not air trips
Sink or swim boat tours
Whislebritches canned beans
THunderpants based beans
Hangover Harry’s surgical procedures
DT brain surgery
Hot poker eye surgery (or sharp stick eye surgery)
Coughing fit laxatives
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:42:06 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:42:24 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: Fester Chugabrew
You know, if I saw a display of Thunderfart Baked Beans in the grocers, I'd buy a can just to taste and test them!
I once purchased a bottle of wine at the grocer's named Good With Steak. It was, indeed, good with steak - a solid, chewy Cabernet.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:43:12 AM PDT
by
Brandybux
(Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:43:52 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: JonPreston
The cock doesn’t seem too happy about it, either!
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:44:48 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Oswald rifle manufacturers.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:45:21 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: Fester Chugabrew
If you get hurt at one of those sketchy places you can retain the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe for compensation.
- = - = - = -
Hat tip to Car Talk.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:46:06 AM PDT
by
pa_dweller
(Let's all go out for ice cream.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:46:18 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Invisible Inc. - I don't see what's wrong with it.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:46:53 AM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
And some restaurants
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:47:46 AM PDT
by
budj
(Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:47:47 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:48:28 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: HighSierra5
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:48:57 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: Fester Chugabrew
If Toyota can use TRD, anything is possible.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:50:48 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:54:16 AM PDT
by
granite
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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