[Fester Chugabrew]

This list was compiled over a period of hours in 2007. Stumbled upon it today while rifling through old files and thought, "Who could better add to this list than beloved FReepers?" Since there is no Source URL and it is a vanity, there is a good chance this may be pulled. If so, so be it. Meanwhile, have fun thinking up new business ventures bound to fail by virtue of their name alone.

[JonPreston]

[HighSierra5]

Blow out tire sale.

[Bob434]

Skidmark lingerie

Lead balloon not air trips

Sink or swim boat tours

Whislebritches canned beans

THunderpants based beans

Hangover Harry’s surgical procedures

DT brain surgery

Hot poker eye surgery (or sharp stick eye surgery)

Coughing fit laxatives

[HighSierra5]

Epstien rope factory.

[Brandybux]

You know, if I saw a display of Thunderfart Baked Beans in the grocers, I'd buy a can just to taste and test them!

I once purchased a bottle of wine at the grocer's named Good With Steak. It was, indeed, good with steak - a solid, chewy Cabernet.

[HighSierra5]

Joe’s memory pills.

[HighSierra5]

Oswald rifle manufacturers.

[pa_dweller]

If you get hurt at one of those sketchy places you can retain the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe for compensation.
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Hat tip to Car Talk.

[HighSierra5]

Smullet lie detectors.

[BitWielder1]

Invisible Inc. - I don't see what's wrong with it.

[budj]

And some restaurants

[HighSierra5]

Romney ally service.

[HighSierra5]

Toonbin stroke meters.

[mewzilla]

If Toyota can use TRD, anything is possible.

[granite]

Robin’s Hair Salon

[HighSierra5]

Clinton funeral directors.

[The people have spoken]

OJ Knives

[HighSierra5]

Carter canal service.

[snork55]

Well Darn.... I literally just incorporated an LLC called “The Damn Dram”, an e-commerce store selling whisky glasses wares and bar supplies, etc... We plan to open in the next 6-8 weeks.

[HighSierra5]

Lightfoot face reconstruction.