Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race (olympics)

Reuters ^ | 1-20-22 | Phillip O'Connor

[dynachrome]

The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

[null and void]

What do you suggest? A weenie roast?

Two bulls were out in a snow storm, one turns to the other and says, 'Man, it's cold! I think I'll go to the barn and slip into a nice warm Jersey!'

[Scarlett156]

And here I thought “freezing our d1cks off” was just a figure of speech.

[EvilCapitalist]

LOL!

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

I had to read the many comments for the sheer enjoyment. Hail funny responses!

[ropin71]

Cold cocked him...

[BobL]

Was this in the men’s or the women’s competition?

[mykroar]

The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km

Imagine something else was shrunk as well.

[EvilCapitalist]

Wish I thought of that one.

[oldvirginian]

Steven Spielberg’s next movie!

Saving Remi’s Privates

[left that other site]

YIKES!

[daku]

I wonder if that condition could be of any advantage at a singles bar ?

[mjp]

I see an opportunity to invent something needed and make some money

[crusty old prospector]

Like a frightened turtle.

[JimRed]

How difficult would it be to simply insulate your jockstrap?

[butlerweave]

Relax it’s his second freezing

[metmom]

I was thinking those hands warmers would do the trick.

[BeauBo]

Ears, Nose, Fingers, Toes - and then in fifth place for most common body part to get frostbitten, is our dear friend, the tip of the penis.

As the Norwegians say, there is no bad weather, only the wrong clothes for it.

Conventional wisdom is that the penis should be cuddled warmly - especially when it is cold outside.

[usual suspect]

Was it Rock hard frozen? Or was it just turtle head cold? Anyways, he should soak in in cider!

[Responsibility2nd]

Poor guy. And he finished 28th.

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I’m surprised he “finished” at all.

[Responsibility2nd]

And yet, here you are.

As I am.