To: Trump20162020
Just when I thought that the Duke’s Mayonnaise Bowl was a joke, it turns out that some people will kill over that sort of thing. Whew. Should South Carolina’s head coach be concerned?
2 posted on
02/04/2022 7:04:03 PM PST by
cdcdawg
(Everyone who disagrees with me is a Qtard blogger!!!!)
To: Trump20162020
If it could be proven it was over Miracle Whip instead of full fat regular mayonnaise, could the charges be reduced to manslaughter? From a legal standpoint.
3 posted on
02/04/2022 7:04:37 PM PST by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: Trump20162020
Was it a Hellman’s vs. Duke’s argument? Those can get serious.
5 posted on
02/04/2022 7:07:36 PM PST by
jerseyman
To: Trump20162020
Hellmans!! Best Foods!!! Hellmans!! Best Foods!!!.......
7 posted on
02/04/2022 7:11:07 PM PST by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: Trump20162020
I can see how that makes sense. Mayonnaise ... bleccch! And don’t even THINK about putting sour cream on my plate.
10 posted on
02/04/2022 7:26:08 PM PST by
MayflowerMadam
(When government fears the people, there is liberty.)
To: Trump20162020
It’s a virtual guarantee that any murder having anything to do with a barroom involves one of two things. Alcohol or mayonnaise.
11 posted on
02/04/2022 7:29:47 PM PST by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: Trump20162020
Its Iowa, don’t they put butter on their burgers and sandwiches instead of mayo? An acquired taste I guess.
Now Maid-Rite, yeah that’s got it going on.
12 posted on
02/04/2022 7:35:22 PM PST by
oldvirginian
(So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?)
To: Trump20162020
Killing a man over mayonnaise? He mustard been pretty mad. But in hindsight probably doesn’t relish his decision.
14 posted on
02/04/2022 7:36:44 PM PST by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: Trump20162020
I bought me some Duke's Mayo last August when I was in a ‘Southern’ grocery store, but now that supply is near depleted. So I ordered me some Blue Plate which I still have not yet ever tasted. I wanted to try it, though I find the Duke's to be just fine.
I am boycotting my life long Hellmann’s and I cannot even remember why. Well, that is likely related to the fact that I am boycotting so many companies that I cannot recall just why on a lot of them.
Mayonnaise is important, and I require a good one. If the Blue Plate sucks then I will get more Duke's. But Hellmann’s can kiss my ass.
16 posted on
02/04/2022 7:44:44 PM PST by
Radix
(Politicians; the Law and the Profits)
To: Trump20162020
Must be a white guy. If he had just stolen less than $850 in California, it would have just been a misdemeanor.
21 posted on
02/04/2022 8:02:48 PM PST by
50sDad
(A Liberal prevents me from telling you anything here)
To: Trump20162020
Must be a white guy. If he had just stolen less than $850 in California, it would have just been a misdemeanor.
22 posted on
02/04/2022 8:04:26 PM PST by
50sDad
(A Liberal prevents me from telling you anything here)
To: Trump20162020
Imagine the outrage if his ‘friend’ had put a heavy splotch of Hunt’s
Ketchup on instead.
“Here...fixed it for ya!” were his last words.
To: Trump20162020
The two had been out drinking... That’s usually how these things begin.
30 posted on
02/04/2022 9:46:31 PM PST by
bgill
(Which came first, the vax or the virus?)
To: Trump20162020
Anyone who spread that greasy vile glop in my food would likely get a dose of the same medicine as the victim here
33 posted on
02/04/2022 9:56:15 PM PST by
j.havenfarm
(21 years on Free Republic, 12/10/21! More than 5000 replies and still not shutting up!)
To: Trump20162020
This killing wasn’t about mayo. Mayo was just the last straw.
35 posted on
02/04/2022 10:44:03 PM PST by
Brooklyn Attitude
(I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
To: Trump20162020
37 posted on
02/05/2022 3:49:17 AM PST by
ronniesgal
(if more folks would mind their own business the world would be a better place.)
To: Trump20162020
Erlbacher spread mayo on Solberg’s food, which riled Solberg Lutheran people problems.
44 posted on
02/05/2022 7:27:19 AM PST by
Albion Wilde
(If science can’t be questioned, it’s not science anymore, it’s propaganda. --Aaron Rodgers)
To: Trump20162020
46 posted on
02/05/2022 7:39:31 AM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
To: Trump20162020
What’s the big deal? Makes perfect sense, some dude got “kilt” over mayonn......
Wait, wut??
47 posted on
02/05/2022 7:41:48 AM PST by
Kenny Bania
(Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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