[cdcdawg]

Just when I thought that the Duke’s Mayonnaise Bowl was a joke, it turns out that some people will kill over that sort of thing. Whew. Should South Carolina’s head coach be concerned?

[Viking2002]

'Just when I thought that the Duke’s Mayonnaise Bowl was a joke, it turns out that some people will kill over that sort of thing.'

Yeah, you should have heard the spats my wife and I used to have: "Miracle Whip!" "Duke's!" "Miracle Whip!" "Duke's!" "Miracle Whip!" "Duke's!" Hellmann's!" "Miracle Whip!" "Wait, what?"

Shut her up eventually.