10 Ways to Make Your Super Bowl Party Vegetarian Friendly (Wings, pizza, burgers, and hotdogs are all delicious, but not exactly friendly to vegetarians)

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[mylife]

Super Bowl party fare is traditionally salty, cheesy, greasy, and meaty. Wings, pizza, burgers, dogs, and bacon-flecked, creamy dips—all delicious, but not exactly friendly to vegetarians.

Eating meat and watching footballs are still—in the year 2022—branded as masculine activities, while avoiding meat and eating more vegetables remains feminine-coded (at least if you ask the Barstool crowd, who seem to hate women and vegetables in equal parts).

But vegetarians and vegans (and even women!) can enjoy a football game, and if you plan to invite them to your Big Game party, you should be prepared to serve something they can eat. We have a few suggestions.

[mylife]

Claire ruins football...

[Fai Mao]

How about letting vegidiots have their own party?

[mylife]

Put some carrot sticks in yer pocket Claire, and sit at the kids table in the basement.

[AAABEST]

So what if you despise the NFL *and* vegans?

[dfwgator]

Women have ruined football.

[Seruzawa]

Lol. How many vegetarians watch the Superbowl? They are usually too busy composing vegan sermons for their families and co-workers.

[mylife]

or just shaddup and bring a veggie tray...

[Magnum44]

My response to all vegetarians....

[circlecity]

It’s not my responsibility to accommodate vegans at a super bowl party. They can bring their own carrot sticks.

[fatman6502002]

Vegetarian Super Bowl foods. F__k that. What kind of moron would even suggest such heresy?

[ClearCase_guy]

People are free to pack themselves a lunch, so to speak. Beyond that, nothing needs to be done for vegetarians.

[Scarpetta]

The Philadelphia 76ers have a female announcer for their broadcast games. Everyone hates “her.” I should know. My son works for the organization.

[dfwgator]

You don’t accomodate vegans by providing vegan food for them, vegans demand that nobody around them eats meat.

[dfwgator]

And mark my words, in our lifetime we’ll see a female head coach for a team in one of the major sports.

[TexasGator]

“It’s not my responsibility to accommodate vegans at a super bowl party. They can bring their own carrot sticks.”

No problem. Beer and chips for all.

[Dr. Sivana]

(at least if you ask the Barstool crowd, who seem to hate women and vegetables in equal parts).

No. They like the right girls just fine.

[heavy metal]

it’s transmeat not tech meat...

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

"How about some vegitaywian chili for me/we and all of my/our fwiendz?"

[ConservativeInPA]

The NFL sucks. They can put their social justice, bLM, Marxist into the veggie burgers and then jam into an orifice where the sun doesn’t since. Only useful idiots watch the NFL, and Hitler was a vegetarian.

[TexasGator]

And mark my words, in our lifetime we’ll see a black female basketball head coach for a team in one of the major sports.

I am 75.