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Biden's Supreme Court Pick Sexually Assaulted Me 25 Years Ago
PJ Media ^ | 1-26-2022 | MATT MARGOLIS

Posted on 01/26/2022 2:01:27 PM PST by servo1969

The news that Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer is retiring is still fresh. He won't even officially retire until October, and the Biden administration will likely spend months vetting potential nominees.

But I can tell you right now, whoever Biden picks, they sexually assaulted me 25 years ago at a high school party. I can't remember how I got there or how I got home. So far, the people I know who were present are telling me it didn't happen. I may have changed my story a few times too. But, hey, look, you can trust me. I have no agenda.

I should also let you know that Biden's nominee, whoever it is, might have a detailed calendar proving they weren't at the party. Don't believe it? Believe me!

I think I should be praised for my bravery in coming forward. I think the media must tell my story without questioning the details, and Time Magazine should profile me.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; blasey; christine; ford; kavanaugh; mattmargolis; reallystupidpost; reallystupidtroll; satire; scotus
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To: servo1969

Jeez, I thought at first this must be another Willie Brown column.


21 posted on 01/26/2022 2:25:39 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: servo1969

I won’t believe it unless you can back it up with a detailed memo from Christopher Steele.


22 posted on 01/26/2022 2:36:57 PM PST by mcenedo (lying liberal media, our most dangerous and powerful enemy)
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To: servo1969

What will the Bee’s take on this be?


23 posted on 01/26/2022 2:39:30 PM PST by ryderann
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To: servo1969

Let me be one of the first to thank you for coming forward to relate your painfully traumatic experience for the sake of all the American people.

Your courage in confronting such powerful forces that stand against you and seek to silence your voice in defense of democracy and equality is an inspiration to us all.


24 posted on 01/26/2022 2:41:30 PM PST by tsomer
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To: servo1969

Too bad Kavanaugh is looking like he’s another Roberts than Thomas. At least he’s not like Souter.


25 posted on 01/26/2022 2:42:13 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: servo1969
And then they all got together and forged obambam's birth certificate, killed the janitor who shot JFK, and re-buried Jimmy Hoffa's body.


26 posted on 01/26/2022 2:47:42 PM PST by Kevmo (I’m immune from Covid since I don’t watch TV.🤗)
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To: servo1969

#metoo...


27 posted on 01/26/2022 2:48:46 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: servo1969

“But I can tell you right now, whoever Biden picks, they sexually assaulted me 25 years ago at a high school party.”

Sorry to hear that. It must of been TERRIBLE and have scarred you for life.


28 posted on 01/26/2022 2:50:17 PM PST by BobL (Money is the most important thing in my life.)
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To: NEMDF

I believe you.......poor baby.


29 posted on 01/26/2022 2:53:54 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: servo1969

Did it scare you enough to have two front doors put in your house? I’m sure it did!


30 posted on 01/26/2022 3:12:07 PM PST by Fireone (When they pry them from my cold, dead, unvaccinated hands.)
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To: servo1969

By the way, how many years was Ballsey Ford sentenced to for perjury?


31 posted on 01/26/2022 3:13:29 PM PST by Fireone (When they pry them from my cold, dead, unvaccinated hands.)
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To: servo1969

32 posted on 01/26/2022 3:16:38 PM PST by Albion Wilde (If science can’t be questioned, it’s not science anymore, it’s propaganda. --Aaron Rodgers)
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To: servo1969

I was in college at the time I meet Biden’s future-potential-possible nominee at that ‘person’ do something REALLY bad, that person may have not recycled or even worse, supported one of Trump’s endorsements.


33 posted on 01/26/2022 3:51:22 PM PST by Dacula ("Don’t Wait Until Some Great Crisis Comes Before Deciding On Christ.” - Ty Cobb)
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To: servo1969

Believe all men.


34 posted on 01/26/2022 3:52:40 PM PST by FLT-bird
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To: Chode

#MeToo... ie. Pound Me Too... the most ironic hash tag of all times....


35 posted on 01/26/2022 4:08:41 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

i know... right?


36 posted on 01/26/2022 6:35:38 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: servo1969

-PJ

37 posted on 01/26/2022 6:37:45 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: servo1969

“I believe it.”

I saw it !


38 posted on 01/26/2022 6:38:16 PM PST by moehoward (.)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

I was hiding under the bed !


39 posted on 01/26/2022 6:39:08 PM PST by moehoward (.)
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