Fauci Reveals He Has Forged In Secret A Master Vaccine To Rule All The Others

BabylonBee.com ^ | 1/22/2022 | BabylonBee.com

[wastedyears]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Addressing the nation from his dark tower, Dr. Fauci revealed today that he has been forging in secret a master vaccine to rule all the others and cover all the lands in darkness. The "One Vaccine to Rule Them All" apparently gives Fauci the power to control anyone who has "so foolishly" taken his free gift of vaccines throughout the pandemic.

[wastedyears]

Another hilarious article from the Babylon Bee about fuhrer Faux-xi, the greatest mass-murderer of our time.

[mylife]

My Precious!

[Bobalu]

[BigEdLB]

And under the banner of Fauci, we submit

[dsrtsage]

[Travis McGee]

[dayglored]

It's based on this TRUE article from NotTheBee, which was on a FreeRepublic thread yesterday:

Bloomberg just had a brain fart and equated the Covid vax to the evil Ring of Power from LOTR, but what an opportunity to make memes (notthebee)

https://notthebee.com/article/bloomberg-magazine-just-equated-the-covid-vaccine-to-the-evil-one-ring-from-lord-of-the-rings-and-i-dont-think-they-thought-this-one-through-very-thoroughly

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4031591/posts

[butlerweave]

Fauccine

[throwthebumsout]

[wastedyears]

Yeah that's the one I posted.

"One vaccine to rule them all, one vaccine to mind-control them -- one vaccine to boost them all and in their lack of natural immunity bind them," he chanted, reciting the inscription on the label of the master vaccine.

[seowulf]

Ssssciencccce

[dayglored]

Yep, thank you, and sorry I didn’t properly credit you — didn’t recall that that was your earlier thread. Good work, FRiend!

[Nateman]