Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Democrat Efforts To Steal Election

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[Eleutheria5]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have issued a dire warning to the American people that Republicans will steal the election in 2022 by blocking all Democrat efforts to steal the election.

"Republicans want to destroy our democracy by stealing the election, just like Hitler," said Nancy Pelosi in a speech supporting the Voting Rights Act. "If Republicans are not stopped, they will block all our noble efforts to steal the election for ourselves, because Republicans are racist and want to bring back Jim Crow. We cannot allow that!"

The crowd of enthusiastic school kids in the audience who had been bussed in for the speech cheered in agreement.

Democrat strategists agree that their best hope in the midterms is to cheat as much as possible. They warn that if their cheating is stopped by Republicans, Republican candidates may win, which is the same thing as literal fascism.

"When Democrats cheat, that's just Democracy as Martin Luther King intended," said Pelosi. "When Republicans stop Democrats from cheating, that's an unfair attack on Democracy itself. We will not rest until the will of felons, illegal immigrants, and dead people are heard and every vote is counted!"

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[Eleutheria5]

We will not rest until the will of felons, illegal immigrants, and dead people are heard and every vote is counted as many times as is necessary.

Fixed.

[ifinnegan]

Headline is exactly right.

[libh8er]

Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Democrat Efforts To Steal Election

What is funny is that the headline instead of being on the front page of a serious news organization is on the cover of a satirical site.

[OrangeHoof]

That headline says it all.

[eeriegeno]

Not far from reality!

[aquila48]

Bookmark

[Eleutheria5]

That’s a necessary ingredient for comedy.

[utahb52]

Reminds me of “The Sting” where Robert Shaw says he can’t accuse Paul Newman of cheating better than he did.

[GOPJ]

We will not rest until the will of felons, illegal immigrants, and dead people are heard and every vote is counted as many times as is necessary.

Let's call it the 'THE VOTER FRAUD BILL' AND STOP PRETENDING democrats give a damn about 'voter rights'...

[Eleutheria5]

I never for an instant believed that the Democrats cared about ‘voter rights’. They care about power and wielding it. To do so, they make up fake crises with fake solutions, all of which end up empowering them.

[Nateman]

Excellent video of the steal.