Here Are 17 New Games Activision Just Announced After Being Bought By Microsoft

The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 20, 2022 | Babylon Bee Staff

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It's the Bee!!

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World of Warcraft - Wrath of Clippy!! ... PING!

You can find all the Windows Ping list threads with FR search: just search on keyword "windowspinglist".

[ShadowAce]

I like the Bee

[dayglored]

The Bee is awesome. I signed up as a supporter so I get their emails every day with the latest articles, and it never fails to make me laugh and raise my spirits.

[Army Air Corps]

Bee Ping.

[mmichaels1970]

4. Bill Gates' Divorce Simulator - Also basically just Excel.

lol. Best one.

[z3n]

“6. Call of Duty: Forced Vaccination Squad 2023 Student Edition XP - Same thing but costs $99 more and has fewer features.”

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Wow! Nice touch BB. That just about captures microsoft perfectly

[Tell It Right]

18. EDLIN Edibles: Pac-man meets 21st century.

19. Castle Wolfenstein, Jabs: The classic 3-D shooter up has a mission in Austria to enforce mandatory covid vaccinations.

20. Monster Truck Madness, Part DOS: How do Bigfoot and Carolina Crusher fare as EV's?

[Red Badger]

LOLOLOL!.........................

[Tell It Right]

21. Wrist Wrestling -- try your Hand at swapping the system disk for the program disk to the data disk in record times! Who's the floppy master?

[dennisw]

Microsoft is doing great these days. This is why they are basically giving away Windows 11 as freeware. It was kinda like this Windows 10 too.

It is so easy to slap Win 11 on a machine these days. 8th gen Intel and after...the Windows key is embedded in the bios. So just get Win 11 onto your flash drive, direct from Microsoft website. And put it on your computer. I never upgrade. I do clean installation.

Prior to 8th gen Intel... I think some of those computers also have the Windows key embedded in the bios.

Though when you build your own. No Windows key in the bios. These days I buy from Dell or HP, then add an NVMe boot drive and more memory. 16gb mem is what I want for Windoze 10 and 11.

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> 21. Wrist Wrestling -- try your Hand at swapping the system disk for the program disk to the data disk in record times! Who's the floppy master?

Who could ever forget those early single-floppy-drive systems?!?

Not that dual-floppies was much better....

[ThunderSleeps]

I thought Windows itself was an adventure game. You are navigating a strange semi-real, semi-artificial world where updates are pushed to you without your consent. Previously working programs suddenly stop. Features randomly appear, disappear, or move around on programs. 30% of your CPU cycles are taken away for anti-virus protection. The first two steps to solve any problem are “save everything, then reboot.” Windows tries so hard to “help” you it reminds you of that Aunt from Minnesota that won’t stop offering you food - you literally have to refuse at least 3 times. Free disk space seem to evaporate. Edge says “all your CPU cycles and memory belong to us” while Chrome comes along and says “Really? Hold my beer...”

[Telepathic Intruder]

Elder Depends: Vatican. An ancient Joe Biden is unleashed in the Vatican. Can you find the legendary Box of Depends and bring it to him in time to save the carpeting? Rated M for Mature.

[Tell It Right]

Agreed. I grumbled heavily when I got the Borland C+ compiler, which was my first programming language that was too large to fit onto floppy disks, and I had to spend money to buy a hard drive. It was a whopping 50 MB! LOL

It still took a while to boot up, but from then on floppy disks were just backups or if I needed to boot in a different OS.

For a while I had 3 OS choices and two of them were on the hard drive. LOL

[Bob434]

Dues Ex: woke edition. Fight as any one gender, or even as several different genders at onceif,once if, like.

That way when things get rough, you can cry and demand a safe space to reboot your emotions and regroup with all you fellow meltdown victims in one big happy rubber room... with los of puppies, kleenex, and support badgers

[dayglored]

> I thought Windows itself was an adventure game.

LOL. "You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building..."

[z3n]

LOL. “You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building...”

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A wild paperclip on a bicycle appears

[KarlInOhio]

I still install from floppies /

[wastedyears]

Hilarious