I like the Bee
Bee Ping.
“6. Call of Duty: Forced Vaccination Squad 2023 Student Edition XP - Same thing but costs $99 more and has fewer features.”
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Wow! Nice touch BB. That just about captures microsoft perfectly
19. Castle Wolfenstein, Jabs: The classic 3-D shooter up has a mission in Austria to enforce mandatory covid vaccinations.
20. Monster Truck Madness, Part DOS: How do Bigfoot and Carolina Crusher fare as EV's?
Microsoft is doing great these days. This is why they are basically giving away Windows 11 as freeware. It was kinda like this Windows 10 too.
It is so easy to slap Win 11 on a machine these days. 8th gen Intel and after...the Windows key is embedded in the bios. So just get Win 11 onto your flash drive, direct from Microsoft website. And put it on your computer. I never upgrade. I do clean installation.
Prior to 8th gen Intel... I think some of those computers also have the Windows key embedded in the bios.
Though when you build your own. No Windows key in the bios. These days I buy from Dell or HP, then add an NVMe boot drive and more memory. 16gb mem is what I want for Windoze 10 and 11.
I thought Windows itself was an adventure game. You are navigating a strange semi-real, semi-artificial world where updates are pushed to you without your consent. Previously working programs suddenly stop. Features randomly appear, disappear, or move around on programs. 30% of your CPU cycles are taken away for anti-virus protection. The first two steps to solve any problem are “save everything, then reboot.” Windows tries so hard to “help” you it reminds you of that Aunt from Minnesota that won’t stop offering you food - you literally have to refuse at least 3 times. Free disk space seem to evaporate. Edge says “all your CPU cycles and memory belong to us” while Chrome comes along and says “Really? Hold my beer...”
Elder Depends: Vatican. An ancient Joe Biden is unleashed in the Vatican. Can you find the legendary Box of Depends and bring it to him in time to save the carpeting? Rated M for Mature.
Hilarious