Posted on 01/10/2022 1:00:19 PM PST by sodpoodle
Nice :)
Is thus retirement community humor?
My wife and I must be the only ones to cook around here because we've set the fire alarm off a couple of times. We always get asked "why were you cooking in the first place?"
The community is full of Amazon vans, FedEx, UPS and food delivery trucks.
My parents would bring me to stay with my grandparents over Christmas break. That cemetery was cold.
Love it!
They don’t let you drink in those places.
Not too long ago, the granddaughters stayed over, and I let the little one, who was 4, stay up a little “late”. When she went to say good-night to her sister, the older sister asked why she was up so late, and the little one said, “because Grammy is stupid.” Well, you can bet she’s not stayed up late at our house since then, and I did give her a little speech the next morning about how I was trying to do something nice for her and did not want to be called stupid, and it hurt my feelings..... Luckily, then are very sweet and well behaved, and never give us any trouble.
I’m retarded and I have a golf cart but we don’t live in a retardment home. We live on 8 acres. BTW, I recommend the golf cart highly. We call it a toodle e doo
lol
According to CNN, because of Biden, everyone that can is retarding early
Works best in the south.
This letter describes life perfectly here at Sun City Hilton Head. What it doesn’t say is that there is a significant minority of grannies and grandpas who really hate having kids around. This is especially noticeable at the pools. Kids are allowed at only certain pools on a rotating basis. I’ve seen old women demand that kids leave.
Easy to relate to this. I loved it.
My wife and I have a nice place on the island. Every time we drive by Sun City I think of playing golf there someday. The course looks beautiful.
Well, I’ll be coming down from Chicago after 2/1. I can’t wait. It’s 10 degrees here today.
Wonderful!
That was a strange answer on her part. Good Grammy for stopping the disrespect.
I think they are pretty accustomed to “strict” bedtimes at home. I think she was mainly trying to not have her sister think that SHE had done something wrong in staying up late (as in, “don’t tell Mommy”...”).
Hi twoputt,
How I wish I was a twoputt.
Let me know when you’re coming down. I’ll get us a tee time and play golf with you. The most difficult course is Hidden Cyprus (traps). The most difficult putting is Argent Lakes (executive course with difficult greens) and the easiest is Okatie Creek (short par 4 and 5s, flat and straight). Name your poison. Happy to show you around.
So far we have had a mild winter. To give you proportion, I cancelled playing today because it was cart path only and 59. Conditions too rough for me.
regards
Depending on how rich you are, Sun City is probably the most affordable retirement community down here.
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