Posted on 12/18/2021 6:26:46 AM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
It’a that time of year again — that very special season when you can’t walk into a grocery store without getting ambushed by “Jingle Bell Rock” or dive-bombed by Paul McCartney wishing you a “Wonderful Christmastime.” Every artist who ever sells more than two records eventually tries a Christmas tune. The amount of great Christmas music out there is staggering. But along with all that Yuletide goodness comes plenty of Yuletide dreck.
Our list of the worst Christmas songs includes psychotic butcherings of beloved classics, horrific attempts at new standards, hideous novelty tunes, and more. At the family Christmas party in hell, this is what’s on shuffle. All that’s missing is your blowhard uncle up n your face yelling about how Biden stole the election. Happy Holidays!
Any and all songs on the Bob Dylan Christmas album a decade or so ago. For all of his lyrical talent, this one was about the worst album of any theme I’ve ever heard ... beyond laughable.
Little Drummer Boy is definitely cringe worthy. I hate that song.
Jerk
LOL
So my hatred for that so called song continues.
I used to be the Troopmaster for a Trail Life USA troop. My two sons made sure to let them know how much I despise that song. Every single week at the troop meeting, they’d find a reason to sing it to me, at the top of their lungs.
Even though I’m no longer with that troop, I’m still involved with the organization. If I show up at a meeting, they still serenade me with great gusto.
All versions of Marshmallow World!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun when the Germans run
From a great big Russian sleigh, oh,
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Look at those Russians grin!
They're dreaming of a Red Christmas
Marching through Berlin!
Ian Brady in the UK played Little Drummer Boy when murdering a young girl.
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*sings in a whiny voice*
If you b’leeeeeve in thangs
That you don’ unnastan’
THEN YOU SOMETHIN’ ELLLLLLSE!
You’re all a bunch of humbugging Scrooges!
Just kidding... Put me down for everything on my daughter’s Christmas play list. Ariana Grande’s, “Santa Tell Me” is especially vomitous.
Two stinkers:
Mariah Carey-All I Want for Christmas is You
Spike Jones-All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
Yep. jing jangle. Absolutely horrible song from a disgusting person. When I first started college I worked a night shift stocking shelves in a large store. They played that on rotation about every 30 minutes. Ot was horrible. We got in trouble when we would rig the PA microphone to always stay on and stop the torture.
I like the Barking Dogs🐶
Never heard that one. I couldn’t last past 20 seconds. Horrible.
I feel like I’ve Rick-rolled somehow
Wonderful Christmas time
So this is Christmas
Rocking Ariund the Christmas Tree.
Mary did you know?
Swinging Manger.
All make me puke
As long as George Michael and Mariah Carey are on the list, I’m content.
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