Posted on 12/07/2021 1:17:02 PM PST by BipolarBob
RUSSELL, KS—Former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole has passed away at 98, marking his transition from a lifelong Republican to a reliable Democrat voter.
"Bob Dole was an American hero and a patriot," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "We are grateful for his service to the country, and we welcome him to the Democrat Party as a faithful Democrat voter for the rest of time."
According to sources, Bob Dole has already endorsed every local, state, and federal candidate with a "D" after their name, and will continue to support them via mail-in ballot for the foreseeable future.
Bob Dole's father, Doran Ray Dole, also a proud Democrat supporter, is proud to be joined by his son in voting for Democrats as well.
Bob Dole is survived by his wife Elizabeth, who is expected to endorse the Democrat presidential candidate in the 2032 election.
It would be funnier if it weren’t true.
SNL: Blob Dough
And they registered him to vote.
“C’mon, man……”…a week longer and it would be funniest.
Ok, sick and morbid funny now.
If only it weren’t true.
f’n BEE... damn
The “Bee” rocks.
5.56mm
Media Matters and Snopes has debunked this story.
ROFL!
Is he changing his address to a cemetery plot too?
Ok, sick and morbid funny now.
Lol. I think Bob Dole would've gotten a chuckle out of that article. RIP, Mr. Dole - you got screwed out of the Presidency by your handlers and Ross Perot.
LMAO!
Love the Bee.
It is only natural, now, that he is dead.
I’ve long said I would never vote for a Democrat as long as I live. After that, all bets are off.
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