New Jersey couple disappear after driving into Pine Barrens

Nypost ^ | 11/27/2021 | CONOR SKELDING & DEAN BALSAMINI

[ChicagoConservative27]

A New Jersey couple mysteriously vanished after venturing into the Pine Barrens.

Gary Parker, 67, and his wife Lorraine, 60, of Warren Grove, N.J., drove into the protected wilderness reserve that covers more than a million acres — but didn’t return, according to reports

[ChicagoConservative27]

Animal or a hunting accident? What kind of animals are in the pine barrens?

[CheshireTheCat]

The Jersey Devil.

[FreedomPoster]

Chupacabras?

[CheshireTheCat]

Why do these pictures of them look like mug shots?

[CheshireTheCat]

There is also quicksand.

[Kid Shelleen]

Could be a Sopranos episode.

[TaMoDee]

Bigfoot?

[Rastus]

Chris and Paulie? I know the Russian was never found.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I remember that episode on the Soprano’s.

[CheshireTheCat]

Additionally, there are black bears and coyotes. Coyotes in the East tend to be bigger than ones in the West.

There are also rumors of cougars and rumors of exotic wild animal pets that were let lose.

Not to mention rattlesnake dens and bull sharks in the creeks.

So, really a lot of things can kill a person in the Pine Barrens.

Oh, did I mention the Satanic cults?

[alternatives?]

“Why do these pictures of them look like mug shots?”

Drivers license?

[JonPreston]

I understand half of Sicily is somewhere in the Pine Barrens.

[Grampa Dave]

The Pine Barrens
New Jersey

The New Jersey Pine Barrens, also known as the Pinelands or simply the Pines, is the largest remaining example of the Atlantic coastal pine barrens ecosystem, stretching across more than seven counties of New Jersey. Wikipedia

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Drivers license photos.

Nearly as good a passport photos for making you look like a criminal.

You should see my passport photo.

I would not let me into any civilize country.

[EEGator]

Ran into mafia burial?...

[CheshireTheCat]

Did I mention the local inhabitants, some of whom make the family from Deliverance look like The Brady Bunch?

[FlipWilson]

It was clearly the omicron variant.

[metmom]

FOTFLOL!!!

I think you nailed it.

[Kid Shelleen]

They call them Pineys.

[old curmudgeon]

I am big believer that eyes and mouth reflect character.

Not in every case, but probably better than 90%.

Both of them look like not nice, mean people.

Two guesses.

#1 caught someone on his deer hunting territory and got shot for his attitude.

#2 Mafia hit. Either the target himself or found or saw something that made him a target.

Eyes and mouth tell a story, a reflection of the inner soul.