Posted on 11/23/2021 8:15:09 PM PST by Trillian
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Small business owners have devised a clever solution to the mostly-peaceful looting problem that has plagued retail stores in the nation’s democrat-run cities.
Standing near a Kyle Rittenhouse scarecrow outside her fifth-generation vintage VCR boutique, Reeba Hastings said, “We’re already seeing positive results from this bad boy. Just yesterday, a flash mob of fifty looters was ready to pilfer my precious vintage VCRs, but one look at this scarecrow and they scattered like politicians from a polygraph machine!”
However, some have pointed out the scarecrow’s downside. One store owner complained that, while scaring off potential looters, they tended to lure unemployed communist Antifa activists from out of their parents' basements and into the streets.
“The commies are perfectly harmless when near the Kyle Rittenhouse scarecrows,” said the store owner, “One of them kept trying to hit the life-size replica of our national hero, but kept missing and punching himself in the face over and over."
The scarecrows also reportedly cause celebrities to lose their minds and froth at the mouth.
Oh, I like this. I always thought BaghdadBob and Looter Guy should’ve been able to cash in on their notoriety. Maybe Kyle can do the same . . . down the road. Not right now. He’s still in the leftys sighs.
They’ve got some good photo shoppers at the Bee.
LOL!!!!!
Bwahahahahahaha! This is hilarious! 😆 😂🤣
Lol - bit late now, but that would make a great costume !
It’s right next to the last Blockbuster
oooh, do they have any vintage Quasar VX format players? I haven’t been able to play those tapes for 40 years.
Loved the one with the grenade launcher, ‘cuz according to CNN/MSNBC, Rittenhouse totally had one. Brought Across state lines.
I can hear their sighs through their tears.
Good one!
these guys are hilarous
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