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1 posted on 11/08/2021 4:28:22 AM PST by MtnClimber
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2 posted on 11/08/2021 4:28:46 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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If BiteMe’s dementia is far enough advanced that he’s suffering from fecal incontinence, I don’t BiteMe’s gonna make his USE BY date..


5 posted on 11/08/2021 4:30:35 AM PST by mewzilla (Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
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Let’s blow Brandon.


6 posted on 11/08/2021 4:31:36 AM PST by Don@VB (Power Corrupts)
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It takes a lot of guts to be pResident...


7 posted on 11/08/2021 4:51:46 AM PST by null and void (The Washington DC Swamp, Where Bottom Feeders Are Apex Predators!)
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“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’”

Full bodied with a tertiary pizza aroma and a fruity finish.


9 posted on 11/08/2021 4:54:23 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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10 posted on 11/08/2021 5:00:35 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Ringo Starr when traveling with the Beatles, especially to India took suitcases of Heinz Beans.

Stomach ailments as a child radically altered his diet.

But he looks real healthy for his age.


11 posted on 11/08/2021 5:02:02 AM PST by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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Bin Biden has farty pants.


12 posted on 11/08/2021 5:02:27 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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Bin Biden has farty pants.


13 posted on 11/08/2021 5:02:33 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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10 years ago or so when my mom was first diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, they offered her a couple of medications that could maybe slow down the progression in the early stages. The major side effects of both were GI problems like runny stool and a lot of gas. Just saying.....


16 posted on 11/08/2021 5:10:04 AM PST by freemama
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This man is a NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT and an INTERNATIONAL JOKE. We are now, OFICIALLY, the RODNEY DANGERFIELD of nations!..................................................


20 posted on 11/08/2021 5:19:41 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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This man is a NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT and an INTERNATIONAL JOKE. We are now, OFICIALLY, the RODNEY DANGERFIELD of nations!..................................................


21 posted on 11/08/2021 5:19:47 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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NASA scientists say he burned another hole in the ozone layer.
The scientific community is advocating nitrile-rubber underpants connected by a neoprene hose to a five-gallon activated charcoal filter with an electronically triggered igniter to burn off any tailings before they escape containment.


23 posted on 11/08/2021 5:24:14 AM PST by tsomer
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NASA scientists say he burned another hole in the ozone layer.
The scientific community is advocating nitrile-rubber underpants connected by a neoprene hose to a five-gallon activated charcoal filter with an electronically triggered igniter to burn off any tailings before they escape containment.


24 posted on 11/08/2021 5:24:16 AM PST by tsomer
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This story makes me laugh. They all thought Biden was more like them. Thing is, he is. He reeks just like they do. Those scum at the climate party reek of emissions out of their private jets and out their bungholios. I would guess Camilla and Chuck have blown a few farts within the palace walls themselves.

Butt coming from Biden, their Pepe LePew American operative of Klaus Schwab is well deserved.


32 posted on 11/08/2021 5:36:37 AM PST by dforest (Freaking insane world. )
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He blew the Duchess a democrat kiss?


34 posted on 11/08/2021 5:36:47 AM PST by Quickgun (I got here kicking,screaming and covered in someone else's blood. I can go out that way if I have to)
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‘Hey, your voice has changed but your breath smells the same.’ (courtesy of my Dad, circa 1970)


39 posted on 11/08/2021 5:43:12 AM PST by BozoTexino (RIP GOP)
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This gassy Biden story reminds me of an anecdote in the novel Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton. It was a novel about a Muslim ambassador who is conscripted by some Viking types to join a heroic quest. At one point, the Muslim guy told his newfound companions a joke as an example of the humor of this homeland. It was something like this (I'm not sure; I read it back in the mid 70's):

A Muslim court official was performing his duties at an important function when he let out a loud and embarrassing fart. He became the laughing stock of the country and decided to leave in disgrace. He wandered many lands, and finally, after a number of years, decided to return to his homeland in the assurance that his moment of flatulence had been forgotten. As he walked down a street, he heard women's voices from a window. A mother was brushing her daughter's hair. The daughter asked "how old am I mamma?". The mother answered, "you are twenty years old my child". The daughter asked "how can you be so sure?" The mother answered "it is simple. You were born on the night of Ibn Hassad's fart".

40 posted on 11/08/2021 5:47:34 AM PST by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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I remember a Playboy cartoon from over fifty years ago about passing wind.

An ambassador from the US is approaching an ambassador from another country. The US ambassador has just pulled his coat tails apart and passed gas.

Off to the side, one politician says to another..”We are going to have to examine the State Department more closely!”


49 posted on 11/08/2021 6:55:22 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (4th time in FB prison this year. Reason? I wrote a quick synopsis of why I was in the last 3 times.)
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Cholinergic drugs are often used in the treatment of Alzheimer disease. These drugs will also increase GI motility which will result in diarrhea and farts. I suspect they juice up Joe with these drugs and in particular before public events.

Why does Joe Biden hide most of the time from the public? The answer is simple. He is extremely mentally compromised. Another symptom of Alzheimer disease is to lash out in anger. Joe does this constantly. Joe’s basic personality is that of an angry man. In the past before the onset of this disease he could keep his anger under control. Due to his disease process he no longer has this ability. His short term memory is terrible. His anger control is non existent. He believes the fables he has spun about his past. It is real to him as his cognitive abilities can no longer distinguish reality from his past lies.


53 posted on 11/08/2021 7:39:25 AM PST by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, consultant, pilot instructor, pharmacist , retired now)
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