PULL MY FINGER
Posted on 11/08/2021 4:28:22 AM PST by MtnClimber
The rumors about his little accident when visiting with the Pope had only just faded when another rumor blew into town, so to speak.
The older you get, the harder travel can be on your body. You tire more easily, your joints hurt and, if you’re unlucky, your digestion goes all flipsy-wopsy. Joe Biden is just a few days away from turning 79, which is a respectable age for anyone, especially someone who seems to be decomposing while still alive. Perhaps it’s not surprising, given his age and decrepitude, that Biden’s bowels apparently were a problem during his recent trip abroad. His having an accident while visiting with the Pope lives in the realm of rumor but it’s pretty certain he let loose with a long, melodious fart while talking to Camilla Parker Bowles.
We know that Biden lost control because it appears that the Duchess of Cornwall, rather than considering the subject to be beneath her notice, can’t stop talking about it:
He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.
An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.
‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
This man is a NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT and an INTERNATIONAL JOKE. We are now, OFICIALLY, the RODNEY DANGERFIELD of nations!..................................................
Rodney Dangerfield was funny...Biden? Not so much.
NASA scientists say he burned another hole in the ozone layer.
The scientific community is advocating nitrile-rubber underpants connected by a neoprene hose to a five-gallon activated charcoal filter with an electronically triggered igniter to burn off any tailings before they escape containment.
NASA scientists say he burned another hole in the ozone layer.
The scientific community is advocating nitrile-rubber underpants connected by a neoprene hose to a five-gallon activated charcoal filter with an electronically triggered igniter to burn off any tailings before they escape containment.
Is he?
We've only seen him smelling the other end of young girls...
Maybe “Doctor” Jill can prescribe something to take care of him so that they can travel the globe and represent the 80 mil who voted for farty pants with the level of respect they so richly deserve.
Maybe “Doctor” Jill can prescribe something to take care of him so that they can travel the globe and represent the 80 mil who voted for farty pants with the level of respect they so richly deserve.
Maybe “Doctor” Jill can prescribe something to take care of him so that they can travel the globe and represent the 80 mil who voted for farty pants with the level of respect they so richly deserve.
I think a direct burnoff would be more spectacular. Take him to the Bonneville salt flats, strap on some roller skates and try to set a record.
Fart Joe Biden!
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At least it wasn’t
“Poop Joe Poop”
This story makes me laugh. They all thought Biden was more like them. Thing is, he is. He reeks just like they do. Those scum at the climate party reek of emissions out of their private jets and out their bungholios. I would guess Camilla and Chuck have blown a few farts within the palace walls themselves.
Butt coming from Biden, their Pepe LePew American operative of Klaus Schwab is well deserved.
Nope these tailings of ng cannot be flared. Gonna have to hook him to a 16” high pressure gas line
He blew the Duchess a democrat kiss?
“The scientific community is advocating nitrile-rubber underpants”
Back in the ‘70s the National Lampoon did a piece on the heartbreak of TF. Very sad.
Guess Plugs had a problem with the gelato...?
Holy crap!
‘Hey, your voice has changed but your breath smells the same.’ (courtesy of my Dad, circa 1970)
A Muslim court official was performing his duties at an important function when he let out a loud and embarrassing fart. He became the laughing stock of the country and decided to leave in disgrace. He wandered many lands, and finally, after a number of years, decided to return to his homeland in the assurance that his moment of flatulence had been forgotten. As he walked down a street, he heard women's voices from a window. A mother was brushing her daughter's hair. The daughter asked "how old am I mamma?". The mother answered, "you are twenty years old my child". The daughter asked "how can you be so sure?" The mother answered "it is simple. You were born on the night of Ibn Hassad's fart".
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