Posted on 11/02/2021 4:06:07 AM PDT by servo1969
NEW YORK, NY—In his new six-episode limited series on Netflix, Colin Kaepernick proudly proclaimed that no NFL slave owner will ever enslave him no matter how many times he tries out to be a slave. After being emancipated from his former owner the San Francisco 49ers in 2016, Kaepernick has worked tirelessly to become a slave again.
"I try out for NFL slavery every year, and they keep rejecting me. The NFL is oppressive, and it's also oppressive that they refuse to oppress me," he said.
In May 2017, he visited the brutal Seattle Seahawks Plantation hoping to become a slave there but unfortunately left training camp with his liberty and independence still intact. Kaepernick then visited the infamous Baltimore Ravens, some of the cruelest slave-drivers in the country, but they too declined to take away his rights and place him in bondage. Finally, in a last-ditch effort, Kaepernick arranged his own private slave auction of himself in Atlanta where he demonstrated his proficiency as a slave for 32 potential owners. Ultimately, he remained unable to find a buyer for himself.
“I’m tired of these rich White men oppressing me by opting not to oppress me,” a heartbroken Kaepernick declared. Sadly, to this day, Colin Kaepernick, a quarterback some refer to as “The MOAT” (Mediocre-est of All-Time), still remains free and liberated.
Stupid is as stupid does....
Outstanding.
“I’m tired of these rich White men oppressing me by opting not to oppress me,”
I’m thinking that part is actually true. Lol
LOL! Perfect. I wondered how the Bee was going to make a joke of this considering Kapernick started out with the biggest joke of all comparing a job with a league minimum half a million salary per year to slavery.
Not sure this guy has ever come to grips with the fact that he was raised by a LOVING White couple.
Kaep is a slave unto himself,,,,a poor one at that.
What a maroon.
So, it sounds like “failure” IS an option.
“a slave unto himself”
In all fairness I think he had a little help from his Blm girlfriend
Vicious.
IMO he’s the poster boy for everything wrong with the woke generation of America today. Completely ignorant in every way, ungrateful for what he has, angry, just plain wicked at heart.
What a lost soul.
Let’s Call Copernicus!
Good one from earlier:
How Is Colin Kaepernick Still A Thing?
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4008950/posts
“LOL! Perfect. I wondered how the Bee was going to make a joke of this considering Kapernick started out with the biggest joke of all comparing a job with a league minimum half a million salary per year to slavery.”
I’m sure, the Race Pimp was referring to the fact the the government takes more than half of the sweat of that man’s brow.
His only slavemaster is himself. His chains, he placed himself.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
Good one.
Some people NEED to be a victim.
Even a multi-millionaire football player.
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