Posted on 10/27/2021 3:55:05 PM PDT by Impy
So, Bears Head Coach Matt Nagy has tested positive for the Wuhan Fluhan and might not be available for this Sunday's game. You've been a real jerk, Fluhan, but this is the nicest thing you've ever done. 
"Heart Emoji"
Your welcome. I'm trying to give something back to the community that's done so much for me by pretending I'm the black death.
So Coach Nagy, what's it like working remotely?"
"Same as usual but I don't have pants on. Pants are lame, so is knowing what you're doing".
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't even ask about your health, how are you feeling? Any symptoms?
"I have this like....brain fog.......but that started back when mommy dropped me on my head. Also...it shrank my willy."
"I do not shrink willies! I draw the line at long term loss of taste or smell, what do you take me for?"
"Well, I'm gonna tell girls it was you."
"You don't get no girls, not even your wife wants to look at that vanilla toostie roll."
Coach Omar! Long time no see. How's it hanging?
"Low and lazy like Nagy's shrivled pair of white rasins. I just came over to borrow some duct tape, I go through alot keeping Roethlisberger together. The suppy chain is starting to be a problem."
"We're all out, Myles keeps eating ours."
"It says 'Gorilla Tape', I thought it was like a fruit roll up for Gorillas."
"Can I have some? Sounds like the perfect dessert to go with my spaghetti and Elmer's glue dinner."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Week 7 results pending
Week 8 Sched (Thanks Red Badger)
Thursday, October 28th, 2021
Green Bay (6-1) @ Arizona (7-0)
Sunday, October 31, 2021
Philadelphia (2-5)@ Detroit (0-7)
Miami (1-6 ) @ Buffalo (4-2 )
Pittsburgh (3-3)@ Cleveland (4-3)
San Francisco (2-4) @ Chicago (3-4)
Tennessee (5-2 ) @ Indianapolis (3-4)
L.A Rams (6-1) @ Houston (1-6)
Cincinnati (5-2) @ N.Y Jets (1-5)
Carolina (3-4) @ Atlanta (3-3)
New England (3-4) @ L.A. Chargers (4-2)
Jacksonville (1-5) @ Seattle (2-5)
Tampa Bay (6-1) @ New Orleans (4-2)
Washington (2-5) @ Denver (3-4)
Dallas (5-1)@ Minnesota (3-3)
Monday, November 1, 2021
N.Y. Giants (2-5) @ Kansas City (3-4)
Week 8 BYE Teams: Baltimore (5-2), Las Vegas (5-2)
My Gawd! We are almost at the halfway point of the season already.
The Bears cannot be any worse without Nagy. Maybe they will realize they can be better….. without him.
Baseball?
Laundry is going to be my new pastime
I think in the next two weeks we will find out that undefeated Wake Forest & Mich St are not that good
On the video, he held that face for five+ seconds.
Mind you, we suck this year...
Wake Forest?! ACC …. and Clemson already has three losses.’ Nuff said. The Spartans? The jury is still out.
Cardinals
Panthers
Titans
Bengals
Bills
Browns
Eagles
Rams
49ers
Chargers
Seahawks
Bucs
Broncos
Cowboys
Chiefs
Green Bay
Detroit
Buffalo
Cleveland
Chicago
Tennessee
L.A Rams
Cincinnati
Carolina
L.A. Chargers
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Denver
Dallas
Kansas City
Week 8 Sched (Thanks Red Badger)
Thursday, October 28th, 2021
Arizona (7-0)
Sunday, October 31, 2021
Philadelphia (2-5)
Buffalo (4-2 )
Cleveland (4-3)
San Francisco (2-4)
Tennessee (5-2 )
L.A Rams (6-1)
Cincinnati (5-2)
Carolina (3-4)
L.A. Chargers (4-2)
Seattle (2-5)
Tampa Bay (6-1)
Denver (3-4)
Dallas (5-1)
Monday, November 1, 2021
Kansas City (3-4)
Week 8 BYE Teams: Baltimore (5-2), Las Vegas (5-2)
Remember, there are 17 games this year!
Arizona
Philadelphia
Buffalo
Pittsburgh
Cleveland
San Francisco
Tennessee
L.A Rams
Cincinnati
Atlanta
Chargers
Jacksonville
Tampa Bay
Washington
Minnesota
Kansas City
Oh, and I’m calling Astros for the series... thinking 6
AZ in the first game of the week. The rest later
Arizona (7-0) retires Green Bay (6-1)
Philadelphia (2-5) bores Detroit (0-7) to death and wins
Buffalo tramples Miami (1-6 )
Pittsburgh (3-3) smelts Cleveland (4-3)
San Francisco (2-4) hides the picnic basket from Chicago (3-4)
Tennessee (5-2 ) towers over Indianapolis (3-4)
L.A Rams (6-1) head butts Houston (1-6)
Cincinnati (5-2) grounds the N.Y Jets (1-5)
Atlanta (3-3) flys away from Carolina (3-4)
New England (3-4) drives out the L.A. Chargers (4-2)
Seattle (2-5) floats away from Jacksonville (1-5)
Tampa Bay (6-1) has the GOAT and squeaks by New Orleans (4-2)
Even Denver (3-4) can beat Washington (2-5)
Dallas (5-1) wrangles a win against Minnesota (3-3)
Denver (3-4) stampedes the N.Y. Giants (2-5)
Arizona
Philadelphia
Buffalo
Cleveland
Chicago
Tennessee
L.A Rams
Cincinnati
Atlanta
L.A. Chargers
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Denver
Dallas
Kansas City
Arizona
Philadelphia
Buffalo
Cleveland
Chicago
Tennessee
L.A Rams
Cincinnati
Atlanta
L.A. Chargers
Seattle
New Orleans
Denver
Dallas
Kansas City
AZ to win on Thursday
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