[Impy]

So, Bears Head Coach Matt Nagy has tested positive for the Wuhan Fluhan and might not be available for this Sunday's game. You've been a real jerk, Fluhan, but this is the nicest thing you've ever done.

"Heart Emoji"

Your welcome. I'm trying to give something back to the community that's done so much for me by pretending I'm the black death.

So Coach Nagy, what's it like working remotely?"

"Same as usual but I don't have pants on. Pants are lame, so is knowing what you're doing".

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't even ask about your health, how are you feeling? Any symptoms?

"I have this like....brain fog.......but that started back when mommy dropped me on my head. Also...it shrank my willy."

"I do not shrink willies! I draw the line at long term loss of taste or smell, what do you take me for?"

"Well, I'm gonna tell girls it was you."

"You don't get no girls, not even your wife wants to look at that vanilla toostie roll."

Coach Omar! Long time no see. How's it hanging?

"Low and lazy like Nagy's shrivled pair of white rasins. I just came over to borrow some duct tape, I go through alot keeping Roethlisberger together. The suppy chain is starting to be a problem."

"We're all out, Myles keeps eating ours."

"It says 'Gorilla Tape', I thought it was like a fruit roll up for Gorillas."

"Can I have some? Sounds like the perfect dessert to go with my spaghetti and Elmer's glue dinner."

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 8

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

[Rummyfan]

My Gawd! We are almost at the halfway point of the season already.

[Rummyfan]

The Bears cannot be any worse without Nagy. Maybe they will realize they can be better….. without him.

[Red Badger]

MY PICKS WEEK 8:

Arizona
Philadelphia
Buffalo
Cleveland
San Francisco
Indianapolis
L.A Rams
Cincinnati
Carolina
Seattle
Tampa Bay
Denver
Dallas
Kansas City

[toast]

Arizona over Green Bay
Detroit over Philadelphia
Buffalo over Miami
Cleveland over Pittsburgh
San Francisco over Chicago
Tennessee over Indianapolis
L.A Rams over Houston
Cincinnati over N.Y Jets
Carolina over Atlanta
L.A. Chargers over New England
Seattle over Jacksonville
Tampa Bay over New Orleans
Denver over Washington
Minnesota over Dallas
Kansas City over N.Y. Giants

[dfwgator]

‘72 Dolphins getting the champagne ready!

[Phlap]

[Impy]

Week 7 Results

Let me know if I made a mistake.

Welcome to new player Laslo Fripp. Martin F has bowed out due to not being on FR much.

Rummy: 11-2
Dakine: 11-2
Ro: 10-3
Big: 10-3
Al-C: 10-3
Stuck: 10-3
Hombre: 10-3
Badger: 9-4
Pete: 9-4
Chuck: 9-4
Laslo: 9-4
Kos51: 9-4
DDawg: 9-4
Texas-B: 9-4
ATC23: 9-4
LTOWM: 9-4
Moe: 9-4
AlanG: 9-4
Repeal-17: 9-4
Impy: 8-5
Darkangel: 8-5
Poser: 8-5
Babylon: 8-5
Rainman: 8-5
Michaels: 7-6
Teeman: 7-6
Toast: 7-6
Phlap: 6-7 (MISSED)

[RainMan]

Already had ARZ in the Thurs night game

ARI
BUF
CAR
CIN
CLE
DAL
DEN
IND
KCC
LAC
LAR
PHI
SEA
SF
TBB

[Poser]

Well, Dak isn’t playing tonight so here is my updated list:
Arizona (7-0) retires Green Bay (6-1)
Philadelphia (2-5) bores Detroit (0-7) to death and wins
Buffalo tramples Miami (1-6 )
Pittsburgh (3-3) smelts Cleveland (4-3)
San Francisco (2-4) hides the picnic basket from Chicago (3-4)
Tennessee (5-2 ) towers over Indianapolis (3-4)
L.A Rams (6-1) head butts Houston (1-6)
Cincinnati (5-2) grounds the N.Y Jets (1-5)
Atlanta (3-3) flys away from Carolina (3-4)
New England (3-4) drives out the L.A. Chargers (4-2)
Seattle (2-5) floats away from Jacksonville (1-5)
Tampa Bay (6-1) has the GOAT and squeaks by New Orleans (4-2)
Even Denver (3-4) can beat Washington (2-5)

***Minnesota berserks on Dakless Dallas (5-1)***

Denver (3-4) stampedes the N.Y. Giants (2-5)

[Red Badger]

NFL SCHEDULE WEEK 9

BYE WEEK: Detroit, Seattle, Tampa Bay, Washington

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH 7:20 PM CDT
Jets (2-5) – Colts (3-5)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 12:00 PM CST
Falcons (3-4) – Saints (5-2)
Broncos (4-4) - Cowboys (6-1)
Patriots (4-4) – Panthers (4-4)
Vikings (3-4) - Ravens (5-2)
Browns (4-4) – Bengals (5-3)
Bills (5-2) - Jaguars (1-6)
Texans (1-7) - Dolphins (1-7)
Raiders (5-2) – Giants (2-6)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 3:05 PM CST
Chargers (4-3) – Eagles (3-5)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 3:25 PM CST
Packers (7-1) - Chiefs (4-4)
Cardinals (7-1) - 49ers (3-4)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 7:20 PM CST
Titans (6-2) - Rams (7-1)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH 7:15 PM CST
Bears (3-5) – Steelers (4-3)

[Red Badger]

MY PICKS FOR WEEK 9:

Jets
Saints
Cowboys
Panthers
Ravens
Bengals
Bills
Dolphins
Raiders
Chargers
Packers
Cardinals
Rams
Steelers