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Fauci Says Attacking Puppy Torture Is An Attack On Science (Da Bee of course)
Babylon Bee ^ | 10-23-21 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/23/2021 6:31:15 PM PDT by dynachrome

Concerned citizens are raising questions about some experiments conducted by Dr. Fauci's NIH, including one where puppies were tortured to death, their vocal cords severed to mute their screams. In an interview, Fauci said that anyone who attacks puppy torture is attacking science itself.

"Puppy torture is science," said Fauci angrily. "So is grafting baby scalps onto lab mice and engineering viruses that kill millions! I AM SCIENCE! I AM GOD!!!" Fauci then threw back his head and laughed maniacally at the sky.

Fauci insisted that his experiments are "super important", and "real science." He also defended some of his other experiments, such as the "Kitten Drowning Experiment", the "Orphan Punching Experiment", and the "Piranha Kiddie Pool Experiment."

According to several sources, millions of progressives have quietly thrown away their Fauci pillows, candles, and plush dolls.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; fauci; puppie; satire; torture
Funny, yet sad, too.
1 posted on 10/23/2021 6:31:15 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Death Merchant Puppy Torturer. Needs to get what he deserves. Reap what you sow.


2 posted on 10/23/2021 6:34:40 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: dynachrome

Fauci is a real world James Bond 007 supervillain. It’s his illegal actions and arrogance that have led to the deaths of millions and the destruction of economies worldwide. He’s a criminal that belongs in prison for crimes against humanity.


3 posted on 10/23/2021 6:40:20 PM PDT by twister881
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To: dynachrome

(the “Piranha Kiddie Pool Experiment.”)

I think that was a B movie with Heather Menzies


4 posted on 10/23/2021 6:45:48 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: dynachrome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRcUcxtaX-Q


5 posted on 10/23/2021 7:00:24 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I will be gone soon to go fight in the Kumite for honor. I may not return.)
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To: dynachrome

And accurate, too, no doubt.

The Bee has been hitting them out of the park and sadly has way too much material to work with.


6 posted on 10/23/2021 7:06:58 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: FlyingEagle

Ironically, it may only be due to these dogs that sufficient numbers of the public start to turn on Fauci.


7 posted on 10/23/2021 7:19:46 PM PDT by Captain Walker ("The side that has Truth gets Humor as a bonus.")
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To: dynachrome

What he did to those dogs is not a bit funny, that evil bastard.


8 posted on 10/23/2021 7:29:15 PM PDT by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
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To: Captain Walker

My conspiracy mind says this came out so the deep state can take out Fauci while distracting away from Wuhan.


9 posted on 10/23/2021 8:03:15 PM PDT by teevolt
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To: dynachrome

He’s almost coming across as a “Dr. Moreau” type character.


10 posted on 10/23/2021 8:19:16 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
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To: FlyingEagle; All

Did this puppy torture actually happen ?

HerrDoktor FauxiMengeleGates should be in TerreHaute death chamber anyway, but this would be almost too evil.


11 posted on 10/23/2021 8:22:01 PM PDT by A strike ("Public Health" is 21st century murder by government.)
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To: teevolt

This is pure head-fake.


12 posted on 10/23/2021 8:24:24 PM PDT by paulcissa (Politicians want you unarmed so they can kill you.)
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To: A strike

Yes, it did.


13 posted on 10/23/2021 8:26:58 PM PDT by madison10 (Let's Go, Brandon!)
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To: dynachrome

Fauci’s sick twisted experiments and worldwide death count are beyond parody.


14 posted on 10/23/2021 9:31:16 PM PDT by Arcadian Empire
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To: Dr. Sivana

The experiment that Fauci funded mixed bits from bats and bits from mice to make something horrifically dangerous to humans.


15 posted on 10/23/2021 9:34:04 PM PDT by Arcadian Empire
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To: dynachrome

True... Funny, yet sad, too! Thanks Babylon Bee...


16 posted on 10/24/2021 4:52:20 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention)
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To: dynachrome

Josef Mengele said the same thing...


17 posted on 10/24/2021 10:03:01 AM PDT by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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